Whats jokes
What do you get when you go to the beach and you get a tan on your feet?
Tan toes.
What’s the difference between bossatron5678 and a gay man?
One isn’t retarded, and one isn’t gay; the gay man is dead.
What do you call a dirty Mexican?
A chulo.
What happened to the woman who slipped in a seafood restaurant?
Um...I don't know what?
She slipped on a mussel!
Method Man: Yo what’s crackin’?
ODB: Yep
What did the mom tell her son when he asked for a bowl of cereal? "Sorry your dad wasn't came back with the milk yet."
What was George's last message to humanity before joining the others?
"I CAN'T BREATHE!"
What do orphans call a holiday?
A bit of soil and some leaves as a blanket.
Q: What did one dead hooker say to the other dead hooker?
A: Nothing, dead hookers don't talk.
What is a fish without an eye?
A fsh, LOL!
Roses are dead, violets smell like poo, I got a big fucking shotgun, what you gonna do?
Q: What did the kid say as he tossed a chair to his neighbor's house?
A: You're the chairman of the board!
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack?
Vegetables.
What is deez + nuts = deez nuts, ha!
What is the difference between underaged privileged children with bone cancer and you?
I like you!
I asked my friend Cammy what is 55+68 and he was to say it in words, he replied with "swebin".
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RX XD INBOUND!
Oh, Mom, there is poop in the toilet still.
Mom: Oh, that was me and the dog.
Me: Wait, what????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Grace...what stinks?
I was listening to WAP in my car with my four-year-old cousin, and she asked why they don't fix the holes in the house.
Then my fucking boyfriend, what a hoe, was.