Whats jokes
What do you call a deaf child?
-Ryan Simmonite-
What's the difference between a computer and a crumpled person? A computer runs.
What is magic?
What can you do for a magic house?
Make it fly!
What is a magic school?
A school that can fly.
What is the difference between a human and a magic house to get to a tree and a house to get to the earth to get home 🏡? Day today I have to get my kids and oooooo.
What time is it when you get home? Can you walk, walk home? Was your night night? You had fun? I had dinner, night time, and a tree. I had dinner. Is it a magic time? Dinner! I have been home. Was good.
What rock has four men that don't sing?
One Direction.
You take four, then you put a "n" at the end, then you take the "u" out, then you replace the "f" with a "p". What do you get?
What has two legs and is red all over?
Half a cat.
What's a person in a wheelchair's favorite sport?
Jousting.
What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
You know what they say: "Location, location, location." So my dad stuck a thermometer up his butt, and now he has degrees.
What is Alan Turing's reincarnation doing?
Getting revenge for what some people said about him being gay.
What is black and white and sits in a tree?
A fridge wearing a leather jacket! XD
What kind of nut hates baseball? A nut that’s sick.
What is it about sisters who argue?
What time is it when you cannot walk? Time to get a wheelchair 🦽.
What do you call a un-funny rock?
A normal rock.
What do you call an elephant and a rhino mix?
Helliphino!