Whats jokes
What is a good night's sleep, and what do I have for dinner today is what [I want to know].
What's the difference between milk and my dad?
Nothing, I apparently am allergic to both because I never see either of them.
You know what's so horrible about this website?
When I mimic another person's account, the picture ALWAYS changes color. No more identity theft for me.
What happens when a Tandemaus evolves?
Friend: What's that white stuff coming out of the Pokémon Box?
What do you call a gay guy on fire?
LGBBQ
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn’t matter; it ain’t coming to you.
What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled by a boat?
Skip.
What’s better than winning gold at the Paralympics?
Walking.
What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?
A nun with a javelin through her neck.
What's the difference between an orphan and an Egyptian?
Egyptians have mummies.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to read?
50 Cents of Gray.
W-what does, I mean uh, what is, um-, wh-what’s the difference, no... I mean- I mean what do you call a, um... sorry guys, i-i can’t do this. 😥🥺
*runs away in tears*
Edward Robinson + Grant Wisler = WHAT THE FU**?
What is better, autism or Down syndrome?
Dude, what if 9/11 happened because they wanted slavery back?
What's Damo's favorite food?
Big slongs.
My life is such an udder disappointment. What an udder failure!
What does e equal?
I don’t know, a bunch of random numbers, but e=mc2.
What does the cell ride to work?
A vesicle.
What do you call an owl that does magic?
Hooodini.