Whats jokes
What do you get when you cross a cow and the Kool-Aid Man? Donald Trump, cuz of his red face and juicy tits.
What kind of cow has 2 legs?
YOUR MOM!!
Q: What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
A: One of them gets picked.
You: What do you call a door knob without the lock?
Me: I don't know.
You: Are you sure?
Me: I don't know.
You: Okay.
Little Jonny, what you like airplane? How? Because you fly fast and jump high.
What does NASA stand for?
Nose and smelly astronauts.
Q. What is the Titanic's favorite food?
A. Ice burger.
So this guy we talked to wanted me to leave forever, and we said, "What? You never want to hear from me again?"
You take four, then you put a "n" at the end, then you take the "u" out, then you replace the "f" with a "p". What do you get?
If you're bored, hump Danny and fuck him. What is he, goons do fuck rock?
What has two legs and is red all over?
Half a cat.
What do you call a deaf child?
-Ryan Simmonite-
What's the difference between a computer and a crumpled person? A computer runs.
What time is it when you get home? Can you walk, walk home? Was your night night? You had fun? I had dinner, night time, and a tree. I had dinner. Is it a magic time? Dinner! I have been home. Was good.
What rock has four men that don't sing?
One Direction.
What is black and white and sits in a tree?
A fridge wearing a leather jacket! XD
You know what they say: "Location, location, location." So my dad stuck a thermometer up his butt, and now he has degrees.
What do you call a magic car that I can do to help me out for you and I will be doing a great day?
Mother: We need to talk about sex...
Jason: Oh, sex, tell me what do you wanna know.
Jason had a big whooping from his mother and big spanking from his dad.
What did the bison say to his son when he left the ranch? Bi-son.