Whats jokes
#1: What are you doing?
#2: Watching a movie.
#1: Oh, I know why, because you move-ie.
"What is your number?" "Hi."
I have to call Bovfa. What's Bovfa? Bovfa deez nuts fit in your mouth.
What did the boy goat say to his girlfriend?
You're my boo!
What's the point of sex when you're gay?
Because only gay people jerk off.
Adopted kid:
Hey, Alex, what are you doing?
Alex:
Nothing, just playing my game. Anyways, you know you can call me "dad."
Adopted kid:
OK, dad Alex.
Alex:
Oh, come on! My game! I’m winning. Let’s go!
Adopted kid:
I’m so glad I have a mom.
What's long, yellow, and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
What is the difference between a tree and a dog?
A dog can walk and a tree cannot walk.
Like if you know what ashes are.
What did the fork say to the cake?
A: "I want a piece of you!"
What movie do orphans hate most?
"Home Alone."
Barney-1 2 3 what number comes next?
Barney-that’s right it’s penis!
What is the difference between a human and the human rights act, a tree house, and a human being?
What is the difference between a human and a tree?
A tree cannot walk, and a human can walk.
What is a good night's sleep, and what do I have for dinner today is what [I want to know].
What's the difference between milk and my dad?
Nothing, I apparently am allergic to both because I never see either of them.
You know what's so horrible about this website?
When I mimic another person's account, the picture ALWAYS changes color. No more identity theft for me.
What happens when a Tandemaus evolves?
Friend: What's that white stuff coming out of the Pokémon Box?
What do you call a gay guy on fire?
LGBBQ
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn’t matter; it ain’t coming to you.