Whats jokes
Why did the other Down syndrome guy say to the other Down syndrome guy?
What is going on here?
Breakfast! 😂
What do you get when you cross a cow and the Kool-Aid Man? Donald Trump, cuz of his red face and juicy tits.
What's a psych ward worker's favorite incense?
Insurance fraud.
You: What do you call a door knob without the lock?
Me: I don't know.
You: Are you sure?
Me: I don't know.
You: Okay.
Q: What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
A: One of them gets picked.
Little Jonny, what you like airplane? How? Because you fly fast and jump high.
What does NASA stand for?
Nose and smelly astronauts.
Q. What is the Titanic's favorite food?
A. Ice burger.
Mother: We need to talk about sex...
Jason: Oh, sex, tell me what do you wanna know.
Jason had a big whooping from his mother and big spanking from his dad.
What kind of cow has 2 legs?
YOUR MOM!!
What does a pillow say when you live for a week? "Don't forget me!"
"Hey man, what’s your name? Oh, my name is... Do your balls hang low? Can you swing it to and fro? Can you tie it in a knot? Can you tie it in a bow?"
What's long, white, and thick? My dick.
What do you call a Mexican rooster?
Un gallo pelón.
What do you say after you go out for middle eastern food? I falafel (feel awful)!
So this guy we talked to wanted me to leave forever, and we said, "What? You never want to hear from me again?"
What's the difference between a Ferrari and 100 dead babies?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
I set fiya to the rain! Wait, no, that ain't possible, what... I evaporated the rain!
What do you call a magic car that I can do to help me out for you and I will be doing a great day?
If you're bored, hump Danny and fuck him. What is he, goons do fuck rock?