Whats jokes
What do trannies and jokes about them have in common?
Neither of them get old.
What do Christians and gays have in common?
They both say, “Oh God” when they get on their knees.
What's the difference between you and a Barbie? There is no difference. Both of your faces are fake.
What kind of pizza did the twin towers order?
Two large plains.
What's the difference between the Christ and Anti-Christ? The Romans put sugar syrup on the second one.
What do you call a Panera Bread marking a test?
A Panera grade.
What's the difference between white people and Africans?.... The white people get water.
Say what you want about Paul Walker, but he was a smart guy.
You can tell by the quantity of brain matter on his dashboard.
What do you call an autistic ant? An Evelyn.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it comes back.
What do kidnappers play?
Roblox.
Why did the fruit punch say "What's sup?"
He was so naughty!
Why do pedophiles come in last place for every race... because they are always in the back (if you know what I mean)?
What do you call a frozen Band-Aid?
Cool-Aid!
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A dick tater.
What do they use in communion when they run out of bread?
Doughnuts, because they're holy.
What is a plane ✈️ that can not fly?
A fake one ☝️
What is the difference between a human and a can?
A human can walk and a can cannot walk.
What is a nut that is in outer space?
A broken nut.
What time is it when you walk out to the school?
Time to go to school!