Whats jokes
What's 2+2? FORE-head.
What is wet going up and wet going down but doesn't move?
A mountain!
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What do bees make milk from?
Boobees.
Dani: What's so funny?
Tess: Your face! 'Cause you're ugly!
Dani: WHY!!!!!!!
What do you call a stupid meme and a Mexican fighting? Juan on Juan.
drew here freshfry you are almost deadfry! I forgive you, just don't do it again. You know what I am talking about!
What do you call an orphan's selfie?
A family photo.
Son: Dad, can I get a girlfriend?
Dad: Son, no, you are only 10, so no.
Son: Dad, I'm leaving to get a girlfriend.
Dad: Son, nooo, you are not my son!
Son: What did you say? *Son slaps the dad.*
Dad: Good, son, goodbye, get out of my home.
Son: Good, you can go move to a new home.
What’s a homeless person's favorite food?
What happened to the terrorist who tried to blow up a bus?
He burnt himself on the exhaust pipe.
What did the grape say to the banana? "Stop graping me!"
Two lawyers are sitting on a park bench, and these two beautiful women walk by. The first lawyer says to the other, “Let’s go fuck these chicks.”
The second lawyer says, “Outta what?”
What's the best thing about f***ing twenty-six year olds?
There's twenty of them.
What do you call a bad pun?
The pun is not punny!
If your best friend tells you that he's gay for you, what do you do? Tell him, "Oh, nice gay ass."
What do you call cringe?
You.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
The Windows XP log out sound.
What do you call a fish with a temper?
Undyne.
What was the guy with no arms, legs, or a head name?
Matt.
What do you call your mom when she goes into the shower?
A shower ma! (shawarma)