Whats jokes

Whatever it is, I kind of like it.

Some people decide to start a blog.

Others decide to start a blog.

You know what my sink started?

A clog.

What does Stephen Hawking eat?

What place can you find a cow? Mc'Donalds (Eieio)

What's an egg's favorite phrase?

An eggspression.

What’s red, gold, and blank in Las Vegas?

Tupac

Q) What shampoo and conditioner did Stephen use?

A) Head and Shoulders.

Q) What’s Stephen’s favorite food?

A) Shoulders.

For real tho RIP Stephen Hawking 💕

What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There are twenty of them.

What did Onett and Threed reply to their child?

"I love you Twoson."

So I was looking through my pictures and I found a picture of a random kid that took a picture of his ugly face. It looked like someone that got hit by a car, then a bus, then a semi.

That’s what I get for not having a password on my iPad.

There's a truck full of babies. What's worse than that? One baby being alive. What's worse than that? That baby having to eat its way out. What's worse than that? That same baby coming back from seconds.

What do you call someone who kisses primary school kids?

Joshua Metcalfe

What happens when two walls meet?

They are cornered.

What do you call a club that owls go to?

Hooters.

What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

Snowballs.

What did the ball say to the other ball? "You're baller!"

What do you call a person who tries to get you on a dating website... a Brodie.

Some people don't appreciate what I do for a living.

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What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off to jump on one.

What do you call a bull sleeping?

A bull-dozer.