Whats jokes
Life's a bitch, and then you die. I now see what they mean.
What do you call a group of kangaroos? Gangaroos.
What do you call the sky? Up high, high! AHAHAHAHAHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA
What do you give a sick lemon?
A lemon-aid.
Q: What do you call a nosy pepper?
A: Jalapeño business!
What's the difference between 8 and 9? When you have the 9, everyone wants to be your friend.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.
What is a cannibal's favorite vegetable?
- Ladies' Finger
What's the difference between a used condom and the UCP?
The condom was actually useful at one point.
What did they find on Chris Rock's face? Fresh prints.
What does one gay guy say to his boyfriend before he leaves for a vacation?
"Need help packing your shit?"
The bully: You're gay.
The nerd: I am.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: Then what are you?
The police: Pull over!
The kid: Do you know who my dad is?
The police: What, your mom did not tell you?
What is the road on a hill?
Hillside.
What do you call an orphan when he's taking a photo?
Family photo.
What do you call a pig at the beach?
Bacon.
What do you call getting assaulted by a gay man? Fruit punch.
What is an orphan's favorite superhero? Batman.
What do you call a not potty trained human?
Amber Heard.
Why are orphans running around the world after the baseball coach said, "Go home"?
Because he didn’t know what the hell to do.