What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick up a dead baby's ass.
Whats Jokes
What do you call a pool full of white people?
Kix.
What did the white girl say to the black girl?
"Where's the back?"
A Catholic Priest and a Rabbi were chatting one day when the conversation turned to a discussion of job descriptions and promotion.
"What do you have to look forward to in way of a promotion in your job?" asked the Rabbi.
"Well, I'm next in line for the Monsignor's job," replied the Priest.
"Yes, and then what?" asked the Rabbi.
"Well, next I can become Bishop," said the Priest.
"Yes, and then?" asked the Rabbi.
"If I work real hard and do a good job as Bishop, it's possible for me to become an Archbishop," said the Priest.
"O.K., then what?" asked the Rabbi.
The Priest, beginning to get a bit exasperated, replied, "With some luck and real hard work, maybe I can become a Cardinal."
"And then?" asked the Rabbi.
The Priest is really starting to get mad now and replies, "With lots and lots of luck and some real difficult work and if I'm in the right places at the right times and play my political games just right, maybe, just maybe, I can get elected Pope."
"Yes, and then what?" asked the Rabbi.
"Good grief!" shouted the Priest. "What do you expect me to become, GOD?"
"Well," said the Rabbi, "One of our boys made it!"
Sorry for the interruption. I am ALYA, and I am disappointed in you guys. You shouldn't bully or make fun of orphans. They didn't choose their life or what happened in their life. What happens if you were an orphan and people were making fun of you? Would you like that?
What is a tree that does not exist?
A money tree.
What's the similarity between dogs and poor people?
They both eat from trash.
What do orphans and Trump supporters have in common?
No one likes them.
What do you tell your butt cheek when you need to use the bathroom? "Hold it in, so you won't get constipated and die."
What do you call a bunch of biracial, retarded kids? The Special Olympics.
F1, F2, F3, do you know what’s after F3?
- F4, F U, then last F U Q.
What is round and squishy? A dead baby's head.
What did the mommy tomato tell the little tomato?
You better ketchup!
What happens when water loses its bottom jaw?
It had a hurt o-chin (ocean)!
What did the cat say when she stubbed her toe?
"(Me)owwww!"
What's better than poo?
Q: What do you call white people on a black bus?
A: Oreo
What do you get when you mix an apple with water... applesauce. Wait, do not leave yet. If you are still reading this, you have been rekt, ha ha. At least I am still laughing.
What do you call a Down syndrome kid who has been physically abused by older teenagers and her parents for a total of 16 years and has red marks all over their body?
Not funny because Down syndrome jokes aren't funny ;)
What did the beer can say to the other? "Open me, please!"
What did the coconut say to the other? "Crack!"
Why did the jalapeño cross the road? I got spicy!
Why did the hubcap cross the road? Crack!
Why jazz, Jr. Get to the other side of the creek? Don’t break a leg!
What did the tornado cross the road? Let’s spin again!
Why did the turkey get to the other side of the creek? Don’t break a leg!
What did the bunny get to the side of the road? Get furry!