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What’s the hardest part to eat of a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
What's the difference between 13 dead babies and a skeleton?
There aren't any, there's 13 skeletons in my closet.
What do you do with a broken bird? You re-parrot!
Hey updog!
What's updog?
(Laughter)
What camel has 3 humps?
...A pregnant one.
You're dumb, but that's not what she said.
Q: What is the best Disney character?
A: Toe Mater.
What has no legs and a human body?
A human with no legs.
What's the difference between a human and a tree?
A human can chop down a tree.
A tree can't chop down a human.
What language do people at the center of the Earth speak?
Core-an (Korean)
What do you call a train that carries glue?
A glue-glue train!
What color is a burp?
Burple!
What’s the difference from me and a gay person? You.
What’s the difference between Burger King and Ron Jeremy?
BK doesn’t sell real meat.
What did Santa say to the rain? Go away!
What's the difference between dark humor and normal humor?
Normal humor is ten babies and one trash can.
Dark humor is one baby and ten trash cans.
Scroll down for explanation.
Ten babies in one trash can; one baby in ten means that the baby was chopped up.
What do you call a mix of nuts, bolts, and my ex?
A roTHOT.
What did the butt cheek say to the other when you open us a big order of "choochie man" comes out?
What did the cow say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?"