Whats jokes
Have you learned SoDN in chemistry? It's so hard.
What's SoDN?
Suck on deez nuts.
What day is Labor Day?
It's the day mommies have their babies.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
What do you call a disabled person that can walk?
Enabled.
What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink? Double Manhattan.
What is "moo becanira?"
What's the code thing on Minecraft that decides the world generation?
Seed?
Seedeeznuts!
A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.
The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."
"You should tell your parents," I replied back.
The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.
It was my cousin's birthday and my mom said what should we get her? I said a rope.
Life's a bitch, and then you die. I now see what they mean.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Wait, they don't have any.
If an orphan took a picture, what would you call it? A family photo.
What’s Emos favourite bacci?
Cutters choice.
What do an orphan's parents and Nemo have in common?
They both can't be found.
One day, someone's ex was going to the kitchen to get something to eat, and her ex-boyfriend was there and gave her an apple. Next minute, she had chlamydia. What did the boyfriend do?
What did the dinosaur say to the man?
It didn’t, they're dead.
What do you call a cannibal without any eyes? A cann-bal :)
What do you call a group of kangaroos? Gangaroos.
What's the difference between 8 and 9? When you have the 9, everyone wants to be your friend.