Whats jokes

What's the difference between an umbrella and a tree?

I don't know.

What do you call a person who measures air? Airometer.

What do you call your mom?

Monkey.

What has 30 legs but can't swim?

A bus full of children!

What's still together after all the sh*t they've been through? Your butt cheeks.

What's the best way to get an emo out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

This joke is so bad I don't even know what I wrote at this point.

What does Biden do? He does you.

What does do something useful unlike you?

What's green and smells like pork?

Kermit's fingers!

What's the difference between a duck?

What does suck a sucking fish?

What do school shooting jokes and school shooting victims have in common? They never get old.

Hey, Patrick, what am I??

Uh, stupid?

No, I’m Texas!

What’s the difference??

😂😂😂😂

What do you call a tire that is tired?

A tire, I guess. ❤️

What happens if a redneck is bisexual? Do they go for their brother or sister?

What do you call an Indian eating cows? Mooove to jail.

Toilet: hi You: hi what?

What do you call a wheelchair on fire?

Hot wheels.

What is a family photo to an orphan?

A selfie.

Mike Oxlong: What's deez, Mike?

Mike Oxsmall: I dunno. What is deez?

Mike Oxlong: DEEZ NUTS! HA, GOT 'EM!