Whats jokes
What do cows like to do?
Cow-culating!
What did Santa use as a candy cane?
Wait, wait, I said it wrong.
Okay.
What did Santa use to do his garden...never mind.
What do you call a skeleton's egg?
An egg-i-BONE!
What do you call the only Trump Supporter to follow his orders to obstruct justice?
Answer: Attorney General William Barr!
What do you call a baby in the shower? A baby in the shower.
What's a gay guy should be scared of?
A straight gay!
What has no legs and a human body?
A human with no legs.
What's the difference between a human and a tree?
A human can chop down a tree.
A tree can't chop down a human.
What operating system do Indian scammers use?
"Window licker XP."
What does a girl get after having sex with Batman?
Defective rabies.
What time is it when you get home, can walk walk home and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home? Was your dinner night and dinner night?
What is the difference between a human and a human being in a wheelchair?
What if "balloon" was spelled "balooon?" Thatf
What do you do with a dog that has no legs?
Take him for a drag.
What do you call a fish with no eye?
A one-eyed fish, you smart ass!
What do you get when you cross breed a woman and a horse? A neigh-ga.
I’m here to collect my bounty, what’s your bounty? Your pants.
What do windows have in common with my wife's legs? They're easy to open.
What did the marshmallow say when he was roasting in the fire? "Is it hot in here, or is it just me?"
What do you call a gay grenade?
A fragette.