Whats jokes
What's a cow's favorite war?
World War Moo.
I was hitting my hand, and my mom asked me what I was doing. I said I'm beating my meat.
If you're Canadian in the kitchen, then what are you in the bathroom?
European.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What do you call butter without an expiration date?
A miracle butter, because wow!
What did the dumb kid call ratios?
A type of cereal.
Dad: What's the difference between an ELEPHANT and a POSTBOX?
Son: I don't know.
Dad: I'd better not trust you with my post then.
Best part about being an orphan?
Not spending 1h30 at the table every night with your dad yelling, "What's 2*3?!!" And you crying, "I don't know!!!"
What day can you have sex on?
Answer: Wednesday. Why? Because it's hump day.
I'm lonely, but all I have is my cheeseburger, but what is the matter of living if you only have one thing?
But a cheeseburger is all you need 'cause it has 1,000,000,000,000 bucks man, so I can't just take it and spend it wherever I want.
What did the orphan's mom say to him when he got into trouble?
Nothing, because he doesn't know his parents...
Las Vegas has a new 550-foot-tall Ferris wheel, hoping to gain tourists.
What’s already gaining “tourists”? Whores.
Stick your head up someone's butt. What do you get? A Butthead!
"Get your butt out of my face!"
"Then get your face out of my butt!!!"
Q: What's red and screams?
A: A peeled baby in a bag of salt.
Q: What is the difference between a dead body and an orphan?
A: The dead body had a family.
What’s Steven Hawking's favorite crisps brand?
Walkers.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan because what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A bus full of kids.
What do you call Mary Berry when she’s on holiday?
A Cake By The Ocean.
What did the knight say when he went to bed?
"Good Knight!" lul