Whats jokes

What do you call an orphan’s family tree?

A stump.

What does a volcano say when it has a runny nose?

"I have runny volcanoes."

What's the difference between a low tide and your hairline?

Nothing, they're both receding.

What does an orphan say a lot? "Where is my house?"

What do you call a Deranged Psychotic Woman with a Stupid Hairdo?

Answer: Keri Lake!

Hey guys, I have a question.

Doesn't everyone's parents tell them don't take candy from strangers? Then what is Halloween?

Why can't orphans play poker?

They don't know what a full house is.

What do you call your mom?

Monkey.

What can orphans not do in school?

What's green and smells like pork?

Kermit's fingers!

What is the worst Just Dance game? Just Dance 3.

What's the difference between a duck?

Toilet: hi You: hi what?

What does suck a sucking fish?

What do school shooting jokes and school shooting victims have in common? They never get old.

Hey, Patrick, what am I??

Uh, stupid?

No, I’m Texas!

What’s the difference??

😂😂😂😂

What do 2 emo kids say to each other?

"I like ya cut, G."

*Slaps wrist*

What did the Chinese guy say to the Italian guy?

同性恋球蜥蜴 (translate it)

What do you call it when Panera Bread is running away?

Panera fled.

What's the difference between an umbrella and a tree?

I don't know.