Whats jokes
Guess what Sally got for Christmas? Gloves! Jk, she still hasn't opened it.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
Friend: I have the eye of the tiger.
Me: So what? I have the balls of a gorilla.
Parents: We can't come back to the zoo next week!
Read this:
Crack
What did you think of? A window crack or the drug?
Q: What's red and screams?
A: A peeled baby in a bag of salt.
What happens when Stephen Hawking dies? Windows plays the shutdown music.
What do you call the worst joke teller of all time?
Ben or Chris?
What did the beachgoers in North Carolina say when there was a tsunami?
Nothing, they died.
What’s the only type of batteries that they use in prisons? Duracell.
Hey Max, what's up? The sky.
What do butts say?
"Help me, I'm getting wiped clean!"
What did Love name his daughter?
Sweetheart. ♥
What do you call Mary Berry when she’s on holiday?
A Cake By The Ocean.
What do you call my dick?
A. A monster.
What is a dog with only two legs? A human.
What did the knight say when he went to bed?
"Good Knight!" lul
What's wrong with my friend?
He's called Dobby Coleman and has a massive jaw.
What's a cow's favorite war?
World War Moo.
I was hitting my hand, and my mom asked me what I was doing. I said I'm beating my meat.
If you're Canadian in the kitchen, then what are you in the bathroom?
European.