Whats jokes
What’s the only type of batteries that they use in prisons? Duracell.
What is a dog with only two legs? A human.
What is a nut that says, "What is your favorite name?"
A magic nut.
What time is it when you say no to everything? Time to get bored.
What time is it when you get mad 😡 at school? Time to calm down.
What has it?
What's wrong with my friend?
He's called Dobby Coleman and has a massive jaw.
What's a cow's favorite war?
World War Moo.
I was hitting my hand, and my mom asked me what I was doing. I said I'm beating my meat.
What do you call the worst joke teller of all time?
Ben or Chris?
What do you call Mary Berry when she’s on holiday?
A Cake By The Ocean.
What did the beachgoers in North Carolina say when there was a tsunami?
Nothing, they died.
What did the knight say when he went to bed?
"Good Knight!" lul
What do you call my dick?
A. A monster.
If you're Canadian in the kitchen, then what are you in the bathroom?
European.
You know what would be the best last thing to say before you die? "No, you certainly can't." JFK's assassin certainly can!
What constellation has no hair at all?
Cancer.
What is the worst movie to watch at an orphanage? Batman.
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
A happy family.
What's big and round?
Mine and not yours.