Whats

Whats jokes

Midget

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?

A small medium at large!

Planet

Gay person to girl: What’s your favorite planet?

Girl: Penus-(penis)(venus), and what is yours?

Gay person: What else, it's Your Anus (Uranus)!😅

Daughter

So, I was f**king my daughter the other night, and I don’t know what was funnier: the looks on my wife’s face when she walked in on me or the fact that the abortion clinic let me keep her.

Arsenal

What's the difference between Arsenal and West Ham?

Arsenal can win trophies and win games.

Baby

What is the difference between a refrigerator and a baby?

The refrigerator doesn't cry when I put my meat in it.

Hairline

Yo mama's hairline is so god damn far back even Joe Biden wouldn't sniff it.

Me, Joe Biden: What do you mean *snifff*

House

What is the difference between a human and a magic house!?

A magic house 🏡 can fly, and a human can walk.

Cow

What happens when you cross a cow and a redneck?

The redneck fucks the cow.

Egg

What do you call a smart egg? An egghead.

That was an egg-cellent joke!

Bird

What do autistic retards and birds have in common?

They both flap their arms, lol.

Tree

What falls from the tree first, the autistic retard or the apple?

The apple, because the rope caught the autistic retard.