Whats jokes
What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large!
Gay person to girl: What’s your favorite planet?
Girl: Penus-(penis)(venus), and what is yours?
Gay person: What else, it's Your Anus (Uranus)!😅
What do you do with a frozen vegetable?
You wait for it to thaw.
What do you call a bitch? A dumbass, hahahahaha.
So, I was f**king my daughter the other night, and I don’t know what was funnier: the looks on my wife’s face when she walked in on me or the fact that the abortion clinic let me keep her.
What's the difference between Arsenal and West Ham?
Arsenal can win trophies and win games.
What is the difference between a refrigerator and a baby?
The refrigerator doesn't cry when I put my meat in it.
What’s the hardest part of the vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
What was Jim Jones' favorite drink?
Killer Kool-Aid.
What do you call a three humped camel?
A prostitute from New York.
What am I doing?
Your mom.
What, I am an autist..... Villads?
Yo mama's hairline is so god damn far back even Joe Biden wouldn't sniff it.
Me, Joe Biden: What do you mean *snifff*
What is the difference between a human and a magic house!?
A magic house 🏡 can fly, and a human can walk.
Quiz: Turn what for what?
What do people say to knights when they go to bed? Good knight!
What happens when you cross a cow and a redneck?
The redneck fucks the cow.
What do you call a smart egg? An egghead.
That was an egg-cellent joke!
What do autistic retards and birds have in common?
They both flap their arms, lol.
What falls from the tree first, the autistic retard or the apple?
The apple, because the rope caught the autistic retard.