What is a snake's favorite drug?
Adder-all.
Whats Jokes
What was the name of a Roman guide?
Guide Gius.
What wiggles and waggles?
A floppy dick!
What cigarettes does Churchill's wife like to smoke?
Blue Winston.
What happens when the terminator pees?
Gasoline descent.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait........
You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?
Wait..........
What do 9/11 and 911 have in common?
They're twins.
What did the mama nut say to her son?
“If I ever cashew doing that, I walnut be happy.”
What did one casket say to the other casket?
"Is that you coughin'?"
What kind of nuts come in cans?
Creamed a-corn.
What do you call a nut with a hairy upper lip?
A mustach-io!
What does a kid do when he's bored and he's sitting? He puts wheels on the chair and makes it a wheelchair.
If you want to see what I look like, then pics will be coming soon!
But freshfry, how are you!
Oh, and this is Cassie, aka princess shortie!
What do you call a fish and a guitar?
Tunafish.
What do you call an orphan when he's taking a photo?
Family photo.
What do I think about the Kennedy assassination?
First of all, he should have had a roof on that car.
What is war used for? (put in comments below)
What is one question on a tech test you should always ask before getting down?
What in the Robot!?
What's the definition of disgusting?
Sticking 5 oysters up your grandmother and sucking 6 out!
Q: What's the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic? A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete