Whats jokes
So I'm a cow, guess what my dad thinks of that? He says I'm a loooosmer.
What do you call a pillow that has been on the bed for 20 years in jail?
A criminal! 😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃
What do you call a magic car?
A flying carpet.
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"
What do you call a man with no toes?
No Toe Joe.
What time is it when you need to go to the toilet?
Two-ply!
What do you call sex?
Making cake.
What did one pillow say to the other?
Nothing, meh, they just sang a song about a rogue chicken whose feathers had been sacrificed to make them.
What happens when you search nudes on my phone?
Nothing, I don't have any.
What do we call a gay Canadian?
Sophisticated cunt.
What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
When you slap the mosquito, it stops sucking.
What do you get when you cross a cat and a dinosaur? A cat-astrophe!
What's the first thing that a battered woman does when she gets out of the shelter?
My last if she knows what's good for her.
Sans: haha... Paps: what? Sans: i KNEW it was gonna rain today. Paps: that's nearly impossible, how? Sans: i could feel it in my bo- Paps: OH MY GOD STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What did the Indian person say to the lady?
"Curry up, will you?"
What do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur?
Jurassic Park.
What time is it when dogs are an appointment? Time to scream!
Look at your left hand, now look at your right hand, and tell yourself, "Which hand do you cheat with?"
Wanking.
What do you say to toast with bad shoes?
"Butter those."
What's the difference between leafmen and leafwomen? Palm trees.