Whats jokes
What is a part of a vegetable you can't eat?
The wheelchair.
What's another nickname for a flat emo?
A copping boars.
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel actually has family.
If you’re bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
This joke is kinda offensive, but here you go.
What’s the longest joke of the year? Pride month.
What's Stephen Hawking's worst nightmare?
Stairs.
What is an orphan's family tree? A stump.
What's wrong with my friend?
He's called Dobby Coleman and has a massive jaw.
What do you call my dick?
A. A monster.
What's a cow's favorite war?
World War Moo.
I was hitting my hand, and my mom asked me what I was doing. I said I'm beating my meat.
If you're Canadian in the kitchen, then what are you in the bathroom?
European.
What does a wife and a boombox have in common?
They only work when you beat them.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
A turtle was walking down the street when suddenly a snail came and robbed him. When the police came, they asked what happened. The turtle responded, "I don't know, it all happened so fast!"
What does a kid say to an orphan, "Where are your parents?"\n\n"I don’t have parents. Where are yours? Are you an orphan like me? I hope not!"
What's the difference between a rock and a woman?
The flat ones get skipped.
What did the swearing hen say?
"Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK!" (It's cluck.)
What did the cussing rooster say?
"Cock-a-doodle-doo, phew!"
What song does an orphan hate?
"We Are Family."
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple has a family tree.