Whats jokes
I didn’t know what a class clown was till I went to a class and realized I was a class clown in kindergarten, and then I woke up from a nightmare.
What do you get when you put a clown, a peodophile, a gay wet person?
Answer: YOUR DAD
What is Hawking's number one song? The Beach Boys: "I Get Around."
What did the explorer say when he got tired?
I'm gonna take a map.
What do women and peanut butter have in common?
They're both easy to spread.
What did the teacher say to the student?
Orange you glad to see me?
What's longer than a penis?
About anything.
I hate it when people think I'm a boy because of my short hair. I mean, what did you expect? I'm gay, of course, I have short hair.
Superman was flying one day when he saw Wonder Woman laying by the pool completely naked. He thought, "I can fuck her so fast she wouldn't even know what happened." So he then flew down to the pool and did fuck her.
Wonder Woman stood up and said, "What was that?" The Invisible Man said, "I don't know, but my asshole stinks!"
What shoes does a pedophile wear?
White vans.
Q: What do you call a man in a wheelchair?
A: Disabled.
What do you call a guy named Ben?
Answer: Ben
What kind of mountain does everyone like?
Mountain Dew!!! Hahah.
Why are you making all these bad jokes about orphans? What did they ever do to you?
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person? Nothing, are you racist?
What's the difference between a priest and a rapist?
What did the naked man say to the naked woman?
"Suck my dick."
What do you call a group of emo friends?
THE SUICIDE SQUAD!
What do you call a flat emo?
Cutting board.
What’s long and black?
The line at the unemployment office.