Whats jokes
Africa has every gun except for what?
A water gun.
What store do orphans never go to?
Home Depot 🤣
I asked my dad what his previous job was. He said: "I was a post until I met your mother."
What's the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Answer: The mosquito stops sucking if you slap hard enough.
What do my wife and dinner have in common? They are both vegetables.
Q. What's the best part about 28 year olds?
A. There's 20 of them!
What do you call grass that grows in space?
Astro-turf.
What is Beethoven's favorite vegetable?
Beets.
Dad: Hey son, do you like Christmas?
12 year old me: Yeah!
Dad: Well, how would you feel about two?
Me: What?
Beans, beans, beans. Say what? Say beans, beans, beans.
Wanna know what's funny? Scott's low joke standards.
What do you call funny waves? Wave Chappelle.
What happens if you mix the two names "Shannon" and "Stephanie"? You have the name "Shanny."
What time do you have when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!
What is my favorite color? Yellow.
What game is for kids? Uno.
What would you call a mom cat and a kitten walking together?
KIT-KAT :p
What is you main food?
Me: Pizza cause I'm cheesy.
Friend: Chocolate chips cause I have a lot of friends.
Girlfriend: Donut cause I have a lot of cream.
What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved!