Whats jokes
What did the pizzas say to the pizza maker?
CHEESE-US!
You're American when you go in the bathroom, and you're American when you come out, but what are you when you are still in the bathroom? European (you're-a-peein').
What did the baritone say to the alto?
Nothing, you couldn’t hear him.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a tap?
The tap can run.
What's yellow and can't swim?
Georgie.
What is green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A pool table.
What is a mouse’s 🐭 favorite side order?
Cheese Fries 🍟😋
Hi 👋 I have some good idea 💡. What was the best game I’ve [played]?
Q. What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name! 😂
What time is it when a rooster sits on a fence? Morning.
What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence? Time to get a new fence.
What time is it when a lawyer sits on the fence? Time for an elephant to sit on the fence.
What did Columbus use to cross the ocean?
He used a bus.
What's yellow and smells of Marge? Homer Simpson's fingers!
What's the worst part about eating a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
What did the cookie say when he jumped off the cliff? Crumbs, ha ha!
What's the difference between a happy family and a car guy? Only one has a family.
What do you do when you made a misteak?
You do some yoga 🧘♀️ and say, "Namaaa steak."
What did the man say when he knocked down the bookshelf?
Looks like I've only got myself to blame...
What do you call a group of masturbating cows?
Beef stroganoff.
What made people mad?
Planes in Fortnite Battle Royale!
A guy in a Costco was pretty pissed off at something. A guy walks up to him and says, "What's wrong, pal? Don't worry, it's not like you're on an abandoned aisle!"