Whats jokes
What is a milk?
Milk!!!!
What time is it when you get hit by a car? Time to die.
Dad: Hey son, do you like Christmas?
12 year old me: Yeah!
Dad: Well, how would you feel about two?
Me: What?
What do you call someone without a body?
Nobody.
How does a well-educated graduate approach a delicate situation?
I don't know, how does a well-graduated education approach a what?
With a degree!
What did the one ocean say to the other? Nothing, it just waved.
What did the bull tell his son before it went for college?
Bye-son.
What do you call Bill Tran?
Stupid noob.
What was Stephen Hawking's pet?
A hawk.
What is Beethoven's favorite vegetable?
Beets.
Beans, beans, beans. Say what? Say beans, beans, beans.
What's the difference between Madlen Makan and Stephen Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead.
Did you know that most women are left-handed?
That’s because the majority of them don’t know what to do with rights.
What word starts with “F” and ends in “uck”?
Firetruck.
What’s the worst part about a dead prostitute?
You end up doing all the work.
What did the egg say to the tuna?
A gingerbread man walks into the doctor’s office with a broken arm. He asks the doctor, “Doc, what should I do? My arm is broken!”
The doctor then looks at him and says, “Have you tried icing?”
What did the boy say to his fingers? I'm counting on you.
What do you give the dentist of the year? A little plaque.
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.