Whats jokes
What do you call a bank robbery with MrBeast?
A donation team.
What is mad cow disease?
What game do Emos play?
Fruit Ninja.
(Sorryyyyy Lmaoooo)
Q: What’s Jackie Chan‘s favorite drink to have at a bar?
A: Wo-Tah!
What did the triangle say to the circle? Ur mom.
What’s the best part of stage four cancer?
A: There’s no stage five.
What's the difference between Jesus and Christmas tree lights?
They can both flash.
What is the definition of polish sausage?
🐴🍖 Horse meat.
What do you feed a group of octopuses for dessert?
Octopie!
What's the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Answer: The mosquito stops sucking if you slap hard enough.
Africa has every gun except for what?
A water gun.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Beef stroganoff.
Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What is a depressed kid's favorite game?
Hangman.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apples get picked! 🤪
What is a cheetah's favorite snack?
Cheetos.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples actually get picked.
What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.
What is 8 divided by 2?
Answer: 3 (you cut 8 in half).
What's the bad version of "Fuck Nirvana, rape me?"