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What does this joke and half a deck of cards have in common?
You can't even deal with it!
What was Stephen Hawking's pet?
A hawk.
What do you get when you are hungry? A dog to eat.
Q: If an electric train heads south, which way does the steam go?
A: No steam.
What is a milk?
Milk!!!!
What time is it when you get hit by a car? Time to die.
What is fall?
What pictures did turtles take?
Shell-fies!
What do you call Bill Tran?
Stupid noob.
What made his beats so bad?
His name.
A guy walks up to me in the street and asks if you have to include the name of an animal in every sentence. I said only if it's relephant.
He says what about vegetables. I said not nesecelery.
What do you call someone without a body?
Nobody.
What's the difference between Madlen Makan and Stephen Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead.
How does a well-educated graduate approach a delicate situation?
I don't know, how does a well-graduated education approach a what?
With a degree!
What did the one ocean say to the other? Nothing, it just waved.
What did the bull tell his son before it went for college?
Bye-son.
Q. What's the difference between people and a toilet?
A. Neither does R. Kelly.
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Other: What's snoo?
You: Not much, how 'bout you?
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What is one thing humans do before they eat?
They beat their meat to make nuggets.