Whats jokes
What is the sweat between Dolly Parton's boobs?
Mountain Dew.
What do you call grass that grows in space?
Astro-turf.
What are an orphan's favorite shoes?
White Vans.
What did all the humans say when all the pets left town?
A doggone catastrophe!
What did Nemo say to the emo?
"Be careful, you can't Nemo your way out of emo."
What do Gay Men and Minorities have in common?
My dad hates them both!
My wife walked in on me cheating on her and said, "How could you cheat on me?!" I said, "She was lying naked on the table what I was supposed to do?" and my wife responded with, "Perform the autopsy."
What happens when you kick a boy in the balls?
THEY NUTS ARE IN PAIN.
What do you say to an emo with a new haircut?
"Nice cut, G."
If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Guess what?
What?
Chicken butt!
What do you call your mom?
Basement bound.
What's the difference between the 44 out of the 45 people who died in the Yaroslavl crash and the nine people who died in the helicopter crash?
Only one was ever famous. Vasicek and Kobe Bryant were the champions.
If you're bored, just punch an orphan!
What are they gonna do...tell their parents?
What do ants use when they're stinky?
Deodorant.
What kind of car does Yoda drive?
A Toyoda.
What did the female rapper say when her boyfriend pulled his pants down and exposed his huge balls?
“I like big nuts and I cannot lie!”
The Twin Towers ordered Domino's, what did they get instead?
Jayfeather walks across the street, sees glass smash, runs down the street, and there lies a body... What?
What does a baby computer call his father?
Data!