Whats jokes
What do you call skeletons having sex?
When the relationship is dead, but you're still fucking.
What the difference between cats and dogs? They dont have one both taste good
What do blind people take for granted? Sight.
What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes!
What's a zig zag and made of wood?
Stephen's coffin.
I met this kid and he was being bullied by 9 people. I Asked 1 whats going on. They all said another one to bully they all tried hitting me and then my mates which was like 15 of them came in and it was like war all over again.
What do you call a dog with 2 legs?
It doesn’t matter, it won’t come anyways.
A child with cancer says, "Mother, what will I be when I grow up?"
Then the mother says, "Shut up, dick, you have cancer!" Hehehe.
What's the difference between anal and oral?
Oral makes your day whereas anal makes your whole weak.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved!
What was Stephen Hawking's pet?
A hawk.
What is fall?
What time do you have when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!
What is my favorite color? Yellow.
What pictures did turtles take?
Shell-fies!
What game is for kids? Uno.
What would you call a mom cat and a kitten walking together?
KIT-KAT :p
What is you main food?
Me: Pizza cause I'm cheesy.
Friend: Chocolate chips cause I have a lot of friends.
Girlfriend: Donut cause I have a lot of cream.
What's the difference between a Lambo and a pile of dead kids?
I don't have a Lambo in my garage.
What has legs but can't walk?
A veteran.