Whats jokes
What's a pirate's favorite letter? You'd think it's the "R," but it's really the "C."
What's a zebra? A couple sizes bigger than an A.
What was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on the 42nd floor?
The 43rd floor.
What’s worse than getting a job at McDonald’s?
Not getting the job at McDonald’s.
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Spelling!
Say what you will about pedophiles. At least they drive slowly through school zones.
What’s better than winning the Paralympics wheelchair race?
Walking.
What’s the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
About 140 calories.
"What did the zero say to the eight?"
"That belt looks good on you!"
"What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?"
"Sofishticated."
What do you call a pig who knows how to use a knife? A pork chop.
What kind of fish knows how to do an appendectomy? A sturgeon!
What do Americans and stars have in common?
They both love shooting up.
What do kids play when they have nothing else to do?
Bored games.
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you.
What did the earthquake say when it was done? Sorry, my fault!
What kind of bug can tell time? A clock-roach.
What do pigs use to clean up? Hogwash.
What is 9+9? 18.
What is 9+10? 19.
What is 9+11? -2996.
What’s the first thing you should do if an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?
Throw in your dirty laundry!