Whats jokes
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
What fell first, the emo kid or the leaf? The leaf, 'cause the emo kid just hung.
What is the main group of teens in West Side Story?
New York Jets.
What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?
One won't let you down, while the other will.
Q: What's worse than f**king a 2 year old?
A: Wiping the blood off of your clown suit afterwards.
What's white, yellow and goes 40 mph?
A train driver's egg sandwich.
What’s the difference between my mom and the Twin Towers?
My mom got hit by two cars. The Twin Towers got hit by two planes.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apples get picked.
Q: What’s the difference between orphans and apples?
A: Apples get picked.
What hit the floor first, the emo or the apple? The apple, the rope stopped the emo.
What's black and yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of orphans.
What does a man masturbating and a mayo bottle have in common?
They can both squirt out their cum.
What store do orphans never go to?
Home Depot 🤣
I asked my dad what his previous job was. He said: "I was a post until I met your mother."
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Ground beef.
"Boiled ham" is what you call a dead Russian.
What does Stephen Hawking and a prostitute have in common?
They both charge.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What's the single worst terrestrial species? Humans, obviously.
What's an emo black kid called? A dark Drakie.