Whats jokes
What is a cheetah's favorite snack?
Cheetos.
You should bully orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
When you are bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Call their parents?
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples actually get picked.
What are an orphan's favorite shoes?
White Vans.
What is an orphan's role model?
Batman.
What hit the floor first, the emo or the apple? The apple, the rope stopped the emo.
What's black and yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of orphans.
What is the main group of teens in West Side Story?
New York Jets.
What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?
One won't let you down, while the other will.
What does a man masturbating and a mayo bottle have in common?
They can both squirt out their cum.
What does Stephen Hawking and a prostitute have in common?
They both charge.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What did Nemo say to the emo?
"Be careful, you can't Nemo your way out of emo."
What's the bad version of "Fuck Nirvana, rape me?"
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apples get picked! 🤪
What is the sweat between Dolly Parton's boobs?
Mountain Dew.
What did all the humans say when all the pets left town?
A doggone catastrophe!
What do Gay Men and Minorities have in common?
My dad hates them both!
What's the single worst terrestrial species? Humans, obviously.