Whats jokes
Teacher: What does the pig's skin do?
Student: It keeps pig skin together! 😂
What do you call a pornography version of TikTok?
Dik Cok (dick cock)
What is the funniest joke of all time?
Your face.
What's the difference between you and your mom?
I slept with your mom.
What did the banana say to Ethan, Ryan, and Cooper?
"Hi!"
What do you call a bad bitch? You call them stupid bitches.
What does a rain cloud wear under her dress?
Thunderwear.
What did the 19-year-old say to the 12-year-old?
Wanna play Mario Smash Bros without Mario or his bros?
What do you call an alligator that likes donuts? A donutator!
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show?
"Full House."
What did 1 pay with at the store? A 1/4 ;)
What did an orange say the day before going to work?
"Back to the rind!"
What games do bats like to play at recess?
What always roars, but cannot talk? What always moves, but cannot walk?
A waterfall.
What is a meatball without spaghetti? A cow.
What is it called when young sheep bet?
LAMbling.
(haven't uploaded yesterday cuz couldn't think of a joke)
What do you call chill legumes?
Hippeas.
What kind of vegetable makes the best receptionist?
Cauliflower.
What do we call a skeleton who has a ton of travels?
A skele-TON!
What did the triangle say to the circle?
"You're pointless!"