Whats jokes
Q: What did the sign say on the whore house?
A: Beat it, we're closed.
What do you call a dog wearing a beret?
Smeargle!
What did the girl say when she ran through the door?
Ouch.
A guy walks up to me in the street and asks if you have to include the name of an animal in every sentence. I said only if it's relephant.
He says what about vegetables. I said not nesecelery.
You: Did you get the new snoo subscription?
Other: What's snoo?
You: Not much, how 'bout you?
What is fall?
What time do you have when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!
What is my favorite color? Yellow.
What pictures did turtles take?
Shell-fies!
What game is for kids? Uno.
What would you call a mom cat and a kitten walking together?
KIT-KAT :p
What is you main food?
Me: Pizza cause I'm cheesy.
Friend: Chocolate chips cause I have a lot of friends.
Girlfriend: Donut cause I have a lot of cream.
What's the difference between a Lambo and a pile of dead kids?
I don't have a Lambo in my garage.
What has legs but can't walk?
A veteran.
What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.
Wanna know what's funny? Scott's low joke standards.
What do you call funny waves? Wave Chappelle.
What happens if you mix the two names "Shannon" and "Stephanie"? You have the name "Shanny."
What do you get when you are hungry? A dog to eat.
Q: If an electric train heads south, which way does the steam go?
A: No steam.