Q: You have problems, I think your disease is BOOFA.
Q: What boofa?
A: Boofa deez nuts in yo mouth!
Whats Jokes
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Carlost.
What’s a cow with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
What goes moo? Cow.
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What's black and white and red all over????? A zebra in a blender!
What is the difference between a dog and a cat?
I don't know either.
Why do you think I asked you? ;)
What do you call an amazing goat?
A goat-zing.
What is yellow but can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
What is yellow and can’t fly?
A school bus.
My sister got mad when I told her to say this word 10 times, and she got in trouble, and it was a funny word that she did not even know what she was saying, ahhahaha! 😆 lol
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
I cry when I chop an onion.
I'm happy that I named my dog "I Know What You Did." It's funny to see how much people get scared when I call him.
Dad: 🦆
Kid: ?
Dad: 🦆🦆
Kid: Huh?
Dad: Ur too late...
Kid: WHAT!
Dad: .... GOOSE!
What do you call snowmen having sex?
A snowjob.
What did the guy with no teeth say to a blind guy... "How many fingers am I holding up?"
What's between a wife and a husband?
A divorce.
What bounces up and down at 100 miles per hour?
A baby tied to the back of a pick up truck.
What do Chinese people order: noodles in bed with some fried cat?
What do you call a pig that pulled a leg? Pulled pork.
What can you tell [is] the difference between Stephen Hawking and a carrot?
Nothing.