Whats jokes
What do you call an Arab flying a plane?
A pilot.
You racist fuck!
If you punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
What’s the difference between anal sex and vegetables? One is cruel to the person getting it in, the other is vegetables.
What do you call a fat man with a rape whistle? Hogan!
What's the difference between an American police man and a Christian?
At least a Christian kneels in church.
What do you call the Spanish translation of the 9th Star Wars movie?
Rogue Juan.
What do cheetahs wear to work?
They can't change because cheetahs can't change their spots!
When Caesar’s wife told him she dreamed he should beware the Ides of March, he scoffed and said, “What? It’s not like I’m gonna be stabbed 23 times by my best buddies!”
What do you call an Asian that steals cars? Tommy toke a motor.
What do squirrels eat?
Nuts. 🥜
I’m posting this again cuz I can and cuz it got thumbs downs and cuz I’m bored. Stop being sensitive snowflakes and get a sense of humor. Geez.
What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A water gun.
What has 5 legs, 3 arms, and 7 feet?
The finish line at the marathon bombing.
What does Adam look like?
The fat ginger baby of Boss Baby.
What do you call a homeless orphan?
Homo-less.
What’s red, slimy, and makes my wife scream? Two failed abortions!
What was the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Lololol get it? They fell from like 100 feet.
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Q: What did Jesus say when he got nailed to the cross?
A: Owwww!!!!!
What is a big animal 🦓? A bat 🦇!
What is a home that can fly?
A magic house!