Whats jokes
What do you call a sad rapper?
A SOB-HOP ARTIST.
What do you call a dinosaur that raps?
A VELOCI-RAPPER!
What’s a ghost’s favorite type of pants?
BOO-TY JEANS!
How do booties greet each other?
"What's crackin'?"
What do you call a rapper who loves gardening?
Dr. Dre-seed.
What did the booty say to the chair?
"You complete me!"
What’s a booty’s favorite game?
Hide and cheek.
What’s the worst part about a dead prostitute?
You end up doing all the work.
What's the funniest thing you ever read? For me it was when Rapboat told me he was a legit rapper.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
MC Illusion.
What's the difference between a rapist's mouth and a sewer?
Nothing, they both spout shit.
What did the rapper say to the ATM?
"Show me the money, or I'll drop a BEAT!"
What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume.
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.
What did the rapper say to the traffic jam?
"Move over, I'm about to drop some FIRE!"
What did Rapboat's mom say to Rapboat?
"Is it in yet?"
What did Joe Biden say to the dog? I'm gonna molest you.
What's the difference between me and you?
I leave white stains in your mom's bed, and you leave white stains in my mom's bed!
What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo of himself?
A family photo.