Whats jokes
Do you know what organ remains warm even after a woman dies?
My penis (or rather my neutron laser priming its firing sequence).
What do you call a baby in a blender? A baby blender!
What do you call a gay emo kid?
Fruit Ninja.
What is it that gay men can't get from having too much oral sex?
Erectile dysfunction.
Wife: "Honey? What do you think about my teeth?"
Husband: "They remind me of stars... yellow and far apart."
You're so bald, I can see what's on your mind.
What do you do when a French kid steals your pencil?
Load your MP-40 and tell him that you give him a history lesson on WWII.
Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?
What does the PH stand for in "orphan"?
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
What's the difference between a submarine and Madeline McCann?
They are both full of seamen and at the bottom of the sea.
When you see a woman with a leg chain, what usually comes to your mind?
This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"
The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."
The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."
Do the voice in your head.
What should I write a joke about? Name the subject, and I’ll make a joke about it.
What are an orphan's favorite shoes?
White Vans.
What is an orange cucumber?
A carrot, duh!
What is the difference between Madeleine McCann and a submarine?
They are both full of seamen and are at the bottom of the ocean.
What do you call a gay man that is not a vegetarian?
A cocksucker.
What is the definition of polish sausage?
🐴🍖 Horse meat.
The Twin Towers ordered Domino's, what did they get instead?