Whats jokes
What does the dead man say to the other? He says, "Your daughter is pretty."
The other man says, "How do you know?"
The other man says, "Because she is dead."
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What do you call it when you light a person in a wheelchair on fire?
Cooking the vegetables.
What do you call a person with a hole in their head? Dead.
Why do orphans not play bingo?
Because they don’t know what a full house is.
When it comes to bears, of course they always give bear hugs, well what do you call them when they aren't hugging right?
Just barely hugging you! Lol.
What are two things you could call a fart?
"Gas from the ass" or "Odor from the motor!"
What is a rabbit's favorite drink? Hare wine.
What's the difference between a magician and a chorus line?
The magician has a cunning array of stunts!
What did the orphan say to his mom?
Where are you?
What type of place would Papyrus hang out at?
The SPA-ghetti!
*insert ba dum tss here*
What did the pen say to the pencil? You have a point.
What can hold anything on the moon? A crater.
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
When someone keeps talking while you are trying to focus on something, what is the rudest thing you can say to them?
SHUT UP!!!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples are picked.
What starts with "P" and ends with "E" and has a million letters?
Post Office.
What kind of paper gets stuck to your foot?
DUH! A sticker.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because that's the only time they can run home.
A penis is driving a car when all of a sudden it gets hit by a car, what did the penis end up saying?
Aaaawwwww I got dicklash!