Whats jokes
What does a sad cowboy and a supernatural fan have in common?
Both want to put a Winchester in their mouth.
What do you call a sad porno?
A tear jerker.
What movie do orphans hate? "Home."
What are a doctor's and a WWE fighter's ideas on child abuse?
Doctor's: Don't do it, it does not help. Mood behavior.
WWE fighters: If it can crawl, it can brawl.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
Boo Boo Doo.
What do dentists play at their practice?
Dental records.
Friend: What are you doing?
Me: Putting peanut butter on my balls.
Friend hears in the distance, "Orphans, I have food for you!"
What is 8 divided by 2?
Answer: 3 (you cut 8 in half).
What do Batman and a Black man have in common?
Answer: They can't go anywhere without Robin.
What do you call a garage that is gay?
A gyarge.
What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.
What do you say to a bully?
I might not be perfect, but at least I'm not you!
What did the walrus say when they lost the remote?
"Walrus the remote!"
What do you call cancers? Loyal, protective, and caring.
Jayfeather walks across the street, sees glass smash, runs down the street, and there lies a body... What?
What does a baby computer call his father?
Data!
What kind of car does Yoda drive?
A Toyoda.
The Twin Towers ordered Domino's, what did they get instead?
What is the difference between a laser beam and a trash can?
A trash can doesn't rage.
What is the cheapest meat?
"Deer balls," they're under a buck!