Whats jokes
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What’s up with the foot feet?
What is the plural of "goose"? "Geese."
What is the plural of moose? Well, it ant meese.
Well, it’s my first joke. Please forgive me if it’s bad.
What does the dead man say to the other? He says, "Your daughter is pretty."
The other man says, "How do you know?"
The other man says, "Because she is dead."
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Why do orphans not play bingo?
Because they don’t know what a full house is.
What did the steak say to the other steak?
What do you call two Mexicans playing 1v1 basketball?
One on one! Just think about it. It makes sense.
What was the thing that Beethoven used the most?
THE OVEN! (BeethOVEN)
What's the difference between a dick and a rock?
One's hard.
What do you call a gay man that is not a vegetarian?
A cocksucker.
What's 9 + 10? 21.
What's 9 - 10? 21?
What's a penguin's favorite relative?
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples are picked.
What starts with "P" and ends with "E" and has a million letters?
Post Office.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because that's the only time they can run home.
What does a Russian do for entertainment?
A nuclear world fair.
What is a pizza that an orphan can’t have?
A family pizza.
What are two things you could call a fart?
"Gas from the ass" or "Odor from the motor!"
What did the mouse say after its bath?
"I feel squeaky clean!"
What's the difference between a bay and an onion?
I cry when I cut into an onion.