Whats jokes
What did the house wear to the party? A dress.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words? The Microsoft shutdown sound.
What did the doc say to the skeleton? You're skele-a-ton.
I bought these trainers from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced it with, but I have been trippin' all day.
What does a 911 call receiver say when they get a call?
"9 Juan Juan, who this?"
Grandma: calls You: Hello Grandma, what are you doing? Why, you can't mean I'm right in the house right now? Grandma: I didn't mean to call you, bye.
There was a dude, he was like, "Yo dawg, you wanna die?" I said, "What is this, Friday the 13th?"
What do you call a Mongolian swindler?
A Khan artist.
What did the 90s rocker Space Engineer in multiplayer Miner yell at the Troll stealing his stuff?
"Hey! give me my Nickelback!"
What do you call a fish without eyes?
- Fsh.
What do you call a dictionary on drugs?
High definition or addictionary.
What is the skeleton's favorite instrument?
A xylophone.
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
What did one orphan say to another? Where's your home?
Stormtrooper: What happened to the Jedi Order?
Palpatine: Slew it!
What is a cow's favorite dance move?
The milkshake.
What happens when you bring a paedophile to a baby's birthday party?
You will have even more birthday parties to go to.
Q: What do you call a religious Wookie?
A: Jewbacca.
What do you call a girl that likes reading? Page.
What do stomata use to fill their pools?
Chlor-ine.