Whats jokes
What’s the difference between Diana and Casper the ghost?
Casper can go through walls, Diana can't.
What's a cheetah's favorite food?
Fast food!
What does a gas grenade and a baby have in common?
They both squeal when you throw them.
"Ouch!"
"What's wrong?"
"I stepped on a screw."
"Are you ok?"
"I'm in ex-screw-ciating (excruciating) pain!"
What do sharks and humans have alike? The great white one.
What if Hitler did not say "bombs away," he said "lambs are slayed?"
What is the difference between Chinese and Japanese?
Some smile, others beam.
What's George Floyd's newest song?
"I can't breathe."
What's the difference between a car and a car?
I have absolutely no idea, sorry.
What has a head, a tail, but no body?
Adopting a kid is like having a yard sale! I mean, if the owners don't want it anymore, what makes you think I want it?
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
What do people use more than you that is yours?
What can you catch, but not throw?
Math riddle: If I have 12 bottles of wine in one hand, and 9 in the other, what do I have?
What has 182 teeth and holds back a monster?
My zipper.
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
Q: What did the Jewish person say when he beat me in a race?
A: Eat my dust.
What do you call an Asian phone? Wing Wing.
What do you call a Panera Bread after vanishing?
Panera Fade.