Whats jokes
What was the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Lololol get it? They fell from like 100 feet.
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Q: What did Jesus say when he got nailed to the cross?
A: Owwww!!!!!
What is a big animal 🦓? A bat 🦇!
What is a home that can fly?
A magic house!
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
If you're gay, then what the f*** are you doing trying to walk straight?
What's the difference between a mole and a priest?
One will till your 13 to put hairs on your face.
What did Darth Trump Vader say to evil emperor Putin?
"Yesssss Massager!"
What did Omnicron say to Delta?
"Same race, bud, different evolution."
"SIX FEET AWAY, OMNI! SIX FEET AWAY!"
What has two legs, two arms, one dead and covered in red?
My ex-wife.
What’s the difference between me and grass? Grass doesn’t cut itself.
What has 15 arms, 9 legs, 8 heads, and 12 eyeballs?
A mosque after a missile strike.
What is the best part of being an orphan?
Every bag of chips is family sized.
What do you call a disabled person drowning?
A boat.
What borders on stupidity?
Scotland and the EU.
What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesn’t cut itself.
What's the difference between my wife and her sisters?
Her sisters ate hotter, and I married the grenade.
What do you call a Chinese car thief?
Tommy Tookamota.
What is an orange cucumber?
A carrot, duh!