Whats jokes
What do a Rubik's cube and a dick have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get.
Jayfeather walks across the street, sees glass smash, runs down the street, and there lies a body... What?
What does a baby computer call his father?
Data!
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a can of Spam?
After 6 months in the woods, you'll still eat the can of Spam.
What did God say to the good shepherd?
Nothing.
What’s the difference between me and grass? Grass doesn’t cut itself.
Guess what?
What?
Chicken butt!
What does a frozen loading screen and a Make-A-Wish kid have in common?
They both couldn't make it all the way.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples actually get picked.
What do you call an orphan's home?
No home.
What is the cheapest meat?
"Deer balls," they're under a buck!
My wife walked in on me cheating on her and said, "How could you cheat on me?!" I said, "She was lying naked on the table what I was supposed to do?" and my wife responded with, "Perform the autopsy."
What happens when you kick a boy in the balls?
THEY NUTS ARE IN PAIN.
What do you say to an emo with a new haircut?
"Nice cut, G."
What's the difference between the 44 out of the 45 people who died in the Yaroslavl crash and the nine people who died in the helicopter crash?
Only one was ever famous. Vasicek and Kobe Bryant were the champions.
If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
If you're bored, just punch an orphan!
What are they gonna do...tell their parents?
What's the difference between a baby and a salad?
I'm not in jail for tossing a salad.
What do you call a Chinese car thief?
Tommy Tookamota.
What do you call your mom?
Basement bound.