Whats

Whats jokes

Cancer

What’s the best part of stage four cancer?

A: There’s no stage five.

Nun

What do you call the nun that hates?

For Paul Walker, Mother Teresa.

Block

What happened when two invisible giants knocked over their blocks?

9/11.

Orphan

What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.

Adoption

Adopting a kid is like having a yard sale! I mean, if the owners don't want it anymore, what makes you think I want it?

Suicide

Is laughing a problem?

Laughing at what?

I want to jump.

Jump—what?

Jump off the hook.

Jesus

What's the difference between a picture of Jesus and the real Jesus? It only takes 1 nail to hang the picture.

Car

What's the difference between a car and a car?

I have absolutely no idea, sorry.

Secret

If you’ve got me, you want to share me; if you share me, you haven’t kept me. What am I?

Math

Math riddle: If I have 12 bottles of wine in one hand, and 9 in the other, what do I have?