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What's the single worst terrestrial species? Humans, obviously.
What's the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Answer: The mosquito stops sucking if you slap hard enough.
What made his beats so bad?
His name.
Q. What's the difference between people and a toilet?
A. Neither does R. Kelly.
What did the hecadrocophodecadus say to the hopetihopetifuckendecker?
"It didn't happen, but it should have."
What does a Russian do for entertainment?
A nuclear world fair.
What was Stephen Hawking's least favorite invention? The walkie-talkie.
What is a pizza that an orphan can’t have?
A family pizza.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What’s up with the foot feet?
What is the plural of "goose"? "Geese."
What is the plural of moose? Well, it ant meese.
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What did the walrus say when they lost the remote?
"Walrus the remote!"
What do you call cancers? Loyal, protective, and caring.
What’s an orphan’s favorite holidays? Mothers’ and Father’s Day.
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What did the mouse say after its bath?
"I feel squeaky clean!"
What's a benefit of being an orphan? The chips always come in a family size :)
What do orphans call a family photo? A selfie.
What's the difference between a bay and an onion?
I cry when I cut into an onion.
What sound do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
Meow.
What is an owl that wears armor?
What do you say to a bully?
I might not be perfect, but at least I'm not you!