Whats jokes
What do you call a gay priest? Hahahahahaha!
This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"
The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."
The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."
Do the voice in your head.
Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?
What’s an autistic person's favorite movie:
A Quiet Place?
What kind of fish knows how to do an appendectomy? A sturgeon!
What do kids play when they have nothing else to do?
Bored games.
What did the boy say to his fingers? I'm counting on you.
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you.
What did the earthquake say when it was done? Sorry, my fault!
What do you give the dentist of the year? A little plaque.
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
What's a pirate's favorite letter? You'd think it's the "R," but it's really the "C."
What was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on the 42nd floor?
The 43rd floor.
What’s worse than getting a job at McDonald’s?
Not getting the job at McDonald’s.
What’s the first thing you should do if an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?
Throw in your dirty laundry!
What’s better than winning the Paralympics wheelchair race?
Walking.
What’s the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
About 140 calories.
"What did the zero say to the eight?"
"That belt looks good on you!"
What's a rapper's favorite sport?
Rhyme racing.
What did the rapper say at the bakery?
"I need ALL the dough you got!"