Whats jokes
What game do Emos play?
Fruit Ninja.
(Sorryyyyy Lmaoooo)
What’s the best part of stage four cancer?
A: There’s no stage five.
What do you call a kid hanging? An emo kid!
What do you call the nun that hates?
For Paul Walker, Mother Teresa.
What did an orphan say to its father?
Nothing.
What happened when two invisible giants knocked over their blocks?
9/11.
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
What do you say to the orphan?
"Shut up, get a mom and dad!"
Adopting a kid is like having a yard sale! I mean, if the owners don't want it anymore, what makes you think I want it?
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
What's Link's favorite porn video? The Legend of Zeldas Sucking.
What’s a cancer girl's sex kink?
Hair pull.
Is laughing a problem?
Laughing at what?
I want to jump.
Jump—what?
Jump off the hook.
What's the difference between a picture of Jesus and the real Jesus? It only takes 1 nail to hang the picture.
What's the difference between a car and a car?
I have absolutely no idea, sorry.
What has a head, a tail, but no body?
If you’ve got me, you want to share me; if you share me, you haven’t kept me. What am I?
What do people use more than you that is yours?
What can you catch, but not throw?
Math riddle: If I have 12 bottles of wine in one hand, and 9 in the other, what do I have?