What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you.
Whats Jokes
What do you give the dentist of the year? A little plaque.
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Spelling!
Say what you will about pedophiles. At least they drive slowly through school zones.
My father always used to say:
"What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger."
Until the accident.
What's a cheetah's favorite food?
Fast food!
What's the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Answer: The mosquito stops sucking if you slap hard enough.
Q: What was the last thing the United Healthcare CEO heard before he got shot?
A: "It's me, Luigi!"
What's the difference between you and your mom?
I slept with your mom.
What did the rapper say at the bakery?
"I need ALL the dough you got!"
What do you call a sad rapper?
A SOB-HOP ARTIST.
What’s a rapper’s favorite tool?
A mic wrench.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
MC Illusion.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES nature?
MC Green
What did the rapper say to his BLENDER?
"Mix it up, yo!"
What do you call a rapper who can’t rap?
A wrapper with no FILLING.
What do you call a dinosaur that raps?
A VELOCI-RAPPER!
What kind of tests do rappers always pass?
Sound checks!
What's a rapper's favorite sport?
Rhyme racing.
What’s a rapper's favorite type of weather?
When it's Coolio!