What would you call a mom cat and a kitten walking together?
KIT-KAT :p
Whats Jokes
What's the difference between a Lambo and a pile of dead kids?
I don't have a Lambo in my garage.
What do you call a zoo with no dogs? A shit zoo! 😂😂😂😂😂
What has four legs and an arm?
A Doberman in a playground.
Wanna know what's funny? Scott's low joke standards.
What do you call funny waves? Wave Chappelle.
Q: If an electric train heads south, which way does the steam go?
A: No steam.
What is a milk?
Milk!!!!
What time is it when you get hit by a car? Time to die.
What is fall?
What time do you have when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!
What pictures did turtles take?
Shell-fies!
What has legs but can't walk?
A veteran.
What made his beats so bad?
His name.
Q. What's the difference between people and a toilet?
A. Neither does R. Kelly.
A guy walks up to me in the street and asks if you have to include the name of an animal in every sentence. I said only if it's relephant.
He says what about vegetables. I said not nesecelery.
You: Did you get the new snoo subscription?
Other: What's snoo?
You: Not much, how 'bout you?
What do you get when you are hungry? A dog to eat.
What happens if you mix the two names "Shannon" and "Stephanie"? You have the name "Shanny."
What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes!