Whats jokes
What is mad cow disease?
What did the triangle say to the circle? Ur mom.
What’s the best part of stage four cancer?
A: There’s no stage five.
Guess what?
What?
Chicken butt!
What's an emo black kid called? A dark Drakie.
Q: What’s Jackie Chan‘s favorite drink to have at a bar?
A: Wo-Tah!
Jamal had 75 candy bars. He ate 65. What does he have now?
Diabetes.
Africa has every gun except for what?
A water gun.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Ground beef.
Q: What's worse than f**king a 2 year old?
A: Wiping the blood off of your clown suit afterwards.
"Boiled ham" is what you call a dead Russian.
Why is black mystery not an Airheads flavor? Because we already know what happened to them. *shot fires*
What fell first, the emo kid or the leaf? The leaf, 'cause the emo kid just hung.
What do my wife and dinner have in common? They are both vegetables.
What is an orphan's role model?
Batman.
Q. What's the best part about 28 year olds?
A. There's 20 of them!
What did all the humans say when all the pets left town?
A doggone catastrophe!
What hit the floor first, the emo or the apple? The apple, the rope stopped the emo.
What's black and yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of orphans.
What is the main group of teens in West Side Story?
New York Jets.