Whats jokes
What do cheetahs wear to work?
They can't change because cheetahs can't change their spots!
What’s red, slimy, and makes my wife scream? Two failed abortions!
When Caesar’s wife told him she dreamed he should beware the Ides of March, he scoffed and said, “What? It’s not like I’m gonna be stabbed 23 times by my best buddies!”
What do squirrels eat?
Nuts. 🥜
What do you call an Asian that steals cars? Tommy toke a motor.
What do you call a homeless orphan?
Homo-less.
What's the difference between an American police man and a Christian?
At least a Christian kneels in church.
People who wannabe rich and famous rappers should always look at Tekashi 6ix9ine, and learn what not to do.
What's only book rapeboat ever read? Rhyming dictionary, he got no rhymes without it.
What do rappers like cantaloupe?
Because they’re always dropping fresh MELON!
What do you call a rapper who's also a firefighter?
BLAZE RHYMES.
What do you call a rapper who's also a doctor?
Dr. Dre.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES nature?
MC Green
What did the rapper say to his BLENDER?
"Mix it up, yo!"
What do you call a rapper who can’t rap?
A wrapper with no FILLING.
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
Unemployed.
What kind of tests do rappers always pass?
Sound checks!
What’s a rapper's favorite type of weather?
When it's Coolio!
What’s a rapper’s favorite tool?
A mic wrench.
What do you call a country's booty?
Its bottom line.