Whats jokes
What do birds and autistic people have in common?
They both flap their arms.
What did Jeff Dahmer say to the gays? Get over here and let me give you so much anal to where you die, DADDY! UWU!
What is Rapboat's favorite musical note? A minor.
What do you call Stephen Hawking when he eats too much?
As fat as Ben Dingley.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What is more time-consuming than children?
Waiting for your wife to go into labor!
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowgirl?
Snowballs.
What happens when you see corn looking at you in your window?
A corn stalk!
What has 4 legs and 1 arm?
A pitbull in a children's play area.
What do you call my IP? 74.125.224.72 hahahahahahahahaha
What did the people who cracked the Liberty Bell get for breaking it?
The no-bell prize.
What’s the difference between a teenage girl and a cat? One’s a psycho and the other is a cat.
What does a human and a cat have in common? Both take my bed.
What's red, green, and slimy and slides down the chip shop window?
Abortion of chips.
What do you call a white girl at Starbucks?
At home.
A man walks into a forest and sees a girl crying. He asks her, "What is wrong?"
She replies, "I lost my family, my friends, and my home."
The man then unties his pants and says, "Then young lady, your day is about to get worse!"
What was the last thing that went through JFK's mind? A bullet.
One day, this dad and his son went to a basketball factory, and the son said, "I want to buy some balls." The dad said, "What for?" The son said, "So you can have some balls."
I hate it when people think I'm a boy because I have short hair. I mean, I'm gay, what do you expect?
What would an orphan ask for Christmas?
"A someone."