Q: What did the Jewish person say when he beat me in a race?
A: Eat my dust.
Whats Jokes
What did Joe Biden say to the dog? I'm gonna molest you.
What are Africans composed of?
99% Coca-Cola.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo of himself?
A family photo.
What has 182 teeth and holds back a monster?
My zipper.
"What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?"
"Sofishticated."
What kind of fish knows how to do an appendectomy? A sturgeon!
What do Americans and stars have in common?
They both love shooting up.
What did the boy say to his fingers? I'm counting on you.
What kind of bug can tell time? A clock-roach.
What's a pirate's favorite letter? You'd think it's the "R," but it's really the "C."
What’s worse than getting a job at McDonald’s?
Not getting the job at McDonald’s.
What does a gas grenade and a baby have in common?
They both squeal when you throw them.
What if Hitler did not say "bombs away," he said "lambs are slayed?"
What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.
What’s the difference between Diana and Casper the ghost?
Casper can go through walls, Diana can't.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD
What's the difference between me and you?
I leave white stains in your mom's bed, and you leave white stains in my mom's bed!
What's George Floyd's newest song?
"I can't breathe."
What do you call an Asian phone? Wing Wing.