Whats jokes
What would an orphan ask for Christmas?
"A someone."
What does a shark smoke? Sea-weed.
How do whales breathe underwater? They take a deep meth.
What do Call of Duty players say when they shoot up a school?
654-721-8940
(If you understand the joke, you're a god.)
What is the difference between an orphan and a snake?
A snake has a home to go to underground.
What did the blender say to the orange juice?
"What the fuck are you, you are so fucking stupid, shut the fuck up."
What do emo kids scan at the store? Their wrist.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
What does the sign say on the hooker house after they were on lockdown?
Answer: "We're on lockdown, get lost pervert."
What do you call nuts on a chin?
My penis in your mouth.
What do lovely men and tampons have in common?
Both lick up the juices of the women they were made for.
What do you call a knight that has one arm? A first battle night.
What do you call a knight that lost both arms? A two battle useless knight.
What do you call your mom?
My wwwwiiiiiifffffffeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!@#$%
What is wrong with having chocolate for dessert? It tastes like shit, and I hate it.
What's handsome and smart, you can hear him and see him? It's you good-looking guys! So sad you can't read this since you're blind. Oh geez, I just found this website and I want to make people laugh. Too bad they can't see the joke.
What's the difference between a redhead and an orangutan?
Some people adopt orangutans.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a donut?
People want donuts.
What's one thing you should never ask a suicidal person? "Are you okay?" because the next day they'll either be dead or have a lot more cuts than they started with.
To those who are dead now, was it fun?
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
What is white and sticky?
Glue.
Me: Sister, stop stealing my stuff or I will make you feel bad.
Sister: No, I won't stop.
Me: Fine, I'm telling the world what you did.
Sister: What? You will see when I post it.
Sister: WHY DID YOU TELL THEM I PEED ON SANTA CLAUS WHEN I WAS 12 YEARS OLD?
Me: BECAUSE YOU DON ́T HAVE A LIFE.