Whats jokes
I’m posting this again cuz I can and cuz it got thumbs downs and cuz I’m bored. Stop being sensitive snowflakes and get a sense of humor. Geez.
What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A water gun.
What do you call an Arab flying a plane?
A pilot.
You racist fuck!
If you punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
What’s the difference between anal sex and vegetables? One is cruel to the person getting it in, the other is vegetables.
What do you call a fat man with a rape whistle? Hogan!
What do you call an Asian that steals cars? Tommy toke a motor.
What do squirrels eat?
Nuts. 🥜
What's the difference between a mole and a priest?
One will till your 13 to put hairs on your face.
What did Darth Trump Vader say to evil emperor Putin?
"Yesssss Massager!"
What’s red, slimy, and makes my wife scream? Two failed abortions!
What do you call a homeless orphan?
Homo-less.
What do you call the Spanish translation of the 9th Star Wars movie?
Rogue Juan.
What do cheetahs wear to work?
They can't change because cheetahs can't change their spots!
What is a home that can fly?
A magic house!
What is a big animal 🦓? A bat 🦇!
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
If you're gay, then what the f*** are you doing trying to walk straight?
When Caesar’s wife told him she dreamed he should beware the Ides of March, he scoffed and said, “What? It’s not like I’m gonna be stabbed 23 times by my best buddies!”
What was the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Lololol get it? They fell from like 100 feet.
Q: What did Jesus say when he got nailed to the cross?
A: Owwww!!!!!