Whats jokes
What do you do when a French kid steals your pencil?
Load your MP-40 and tell him that you give him a history lesson on WWII.
What’s a cancer girl's sex kink?
Hair pull.
What is it that gay men can't get from having too much oral sex?
Erectile dysfunction.
What's the difference between a car and a car?
I have absolutely no idea, sorry.
What do you say to the orphan?
"Shut up, get a mom and dad!"
What's the difference between a submarine and Madeline McCann?
They are both full of seamen and at the bottom of the sea.
When you see a woman with a leg chain, what usually comes to your mind?
What's yellow and can't swim? A school bus full of orphans.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair in a burning building?
Hot wheels! 😎
Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?
What should I write a joke about? Name the subject, and I’ll make a joke about it.
Do you know what organ remains warm even after a woman dies?
My penis (or rather my neutron laser priming its firing sequence).
Is laughing a problem?
Laughing at what?
I want to jump.
Jump—what?
Jump off the hook.
What's the difference between a picture of Jesus and the real Jesus? It only takes 1 nail to hang the picture.
Wife: "Honey? What do you think about my teeth?"
Husband: "They remind me of stars... yellow and far apart."
You're so bald, I can see what's on your mind.
What do you call a girl that likes reading? Page.
What do stomata use to fill their pools?
Chlor-ine.
What do you call a gay cactus?
A "prick."
What do a Rubik's cube and a dick have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get.