Whats

Whats jokes

Pencil

What do you do when a French kid steals your pencil?

Load your MP-40 and tell him that you give him a history lesson on WWII.

Sex

What is it that gay men can't get from having too much oral sex?

Erectile dysfunction.

Car

What's the difference between a car and a car?

I have absolutely no idea, sorry.

Submarine

What's the difference between a submarine and Madeline McCann?

They are both full of seamen and at the bottom of the sea.

Woman

When you see a woman with a leg chain, what usually comes to your mind?

Mom

Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?

Subject

What should I write a joke about? Name the subject, and I’ll make a joke about it.

Penis

Do you know what organ remains warm even after a woman dies?

My penis (or rather my neutron laser priming its firing sequence).

Suicide

Is laughing a problem?

Laughing at what?

I want to jump.

Jump—what?

Jump off the hook.

Jesus

What's the difference between a picture of Jesus and the real Jesus? It only takes 1 nail to hang the picture.

Teeth

Wife: "Honey? What do you think about my teeth?"

Husband: "They remind me of stars... yellow and far apart."

Dick

What do a Rubik's cube and a dick have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get.