What do you call a Panera Bread after vanishing?
Panera Fade.
Whats Jokes
What did the pizzas say to the pizza maker?
CHEESE-US!
What's yellow and can't swim?
Georgie.
What is green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A pool table.
What did the triangle say to the circle?
"You're pointless!"
What do we call a skeleton who has a ton of travels?
A skele-TON!
What kind of vegetable makes the best receptionist?
Cauliflower.
What do you call a girl that likes reading? Page.
You're American when you go in the bathroom, and you're American when you come out, but what are you when you are still in the bathroom? European (you're-a-peein').
Q: What do you call a religious Wookie?
A: Jewbacca.
I bought a new shotgun the other day. Want to know what I called it?
Kurt Cobain's microphone.
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
What did one orphan say to another? Where's your home?
What is a cow's favorite dance move?
The milkshake.
What do stomata use to fill their pools?
Chlor-ine.
What do you call a gay cactus?
A "prick."
Sailors are coming onto the boardwalk and are met by Colonel Sanders. He asks them, "What is your occupation?" They respond, "We are seamen." So he says, "Well, you better wash up 'cause I'm finger lickin' good!"
What did the 90s rocker Space Engineer in multiplayer Miner yell at the Troll stealing his stuff?
"Hey! give me my Nickelback!"
What do you call a fish without eyes?
- Fsh.
What do you call a dictionary on drugs?
High definition or addictionary.