Whats jokes
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What has 5 legs, 3 arms, and 7 feet?
The finish line at the marathon bombing.
What does Adam look like?
The fat ginger baby of Boss Baby.
Did you know that most women are left-handed?
That’s because the majority of them don’t know what to do with rights.
"What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?"
"Sofishticated."
What do you call a pig who knows how to use a knife? A pork chop.
What kind of fish knows how to do an appendectomy? A sturgeon!
What do Americans and stars have in common?
They both love shooting up.
What do kids play when they have nothing else to do?
Bored games.
What did the boy say to his fingers? I'm counting on you.
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you.
What did the earthquake say when it was done? Sorry, my fault!
What do you give the dentist of the year? A little plaque.
What kind of bug can tell time? A clock-roach.
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
What do pigs use to clean up? Hogwash.
What's a pirate's favorite letter? You'd think it's the "R," but it's really the "C."
What's a zebra? A couple sizes bigger than an A.
What is 9+9? 18.
What is 9+10? 19.
What is 9+11? -2996.
What was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on the 42nd floor?
The 43rd floor.