Whats jokes
What does a baby computer call his father?
Data!
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a can of Spam?
After 6 months in the woods, you'll still eat the can of Spam.
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no balls?
Still no fucking idea.
What do ants use when they're stinky?
Deodorant.
What kind of car does Yoda drive?
A Toyoda.
What do you call James Bond in a bathtub?
Bubble 007.
What is one thing humans do before they eat?
They beat their meat to make nuggets.
What do your underwear and the Starship Enterprise have in common?
They are both concerned about “Klingons near your anus”.
What's 9 + 10? 21.
What's 9 - 10? 21?
What's a penguin's favorite relative?
What was the thing that Beethoven used the most?
THE OVEN! (BeethOVEN)
What's the difference between a dick and a rock?
One's hard.
The Twin Towers ordered Domino's, what did they get instead?
Jayfeather walks across the street, sees glass smash, runs down the street, and there lies a body... What?
What do you call a gay man that is not a vegetarian?
A cocksucker.
What is the definition of polish sausage?
🐴🍖 Horse meat.
What do you call your mom?
Basement bound.
What does a frozen loading screen and a Make-A-Wish kid have in common?
They both couldn't make it all the way.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples actually get picked.
What do you call an orphan's home?
No home.