Whats jokes
What did the man say to his wife, wanna play?
What does an Asian call a penis? A wong.
What does an Asian do with its legs? It wok.
What’s the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon.
What does the Titanic sell most?
Icebreakers.
What do you call a clown that is allergic to strawberries?
...Ollie the clown!
What does the orphan have in common with Batman? They both lost their parents.
What's the name for a short legged tramp?
A low-down bum.
What do you call Stephen Hawking when he eats too much?
As fat as Ben Dingley.
What happens when you see corn looking at you in your window?
A corn stalk!
What has 4 legs and 1 arm?
A pitbull in a children's play area.
What do you call my IP? 74.125.224.72 hahahahahahahahaha
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What is more time-consuming than children?
Waiting for your wife to go into labor!
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowgirl?
Snowballs.
Q: What's yellow and can't swim?
A: A school bus full of children.
What's the difference between the microphone and Bambi?
One is a Welsh idea, the other's a well shy deer.
What did Harry Houdini say when he did his famous vanishing act at a sushi place?
"Now sashimi, now you don't!"
What’s heavy, black, and can’t swim?
Ted Kennedy’s Oldsmobile Delmont 88 with Mary Jo Kopechne trapped inside.
What did a comedian say at a show full of blind people?
"What's up?"
One day, this dad and his son went to a basketball factory, and the son said, "I want to buy some balls." The dad said, "What for?" The son said, "So you can have some balls."