Whats jokes
What's a flat-chested emo called?
A cutting board.
My mom said the only way to cure depression is to do what she does. She's dead.
What are the sinful letters of the alphabet?
A, B, C you in hell.
What is the most expensive type of sex you will ever enjoy in your life? The type which will shorten your life by 5 to 10 years.
What is God’s favorite candy?
Jesus Pieces.
Why did your dad FUCKING LEAVE YOU? He went to suck balls.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged.
What do you call a cat with a live in doctor?
An anemic, shrivelled cat with desperate attached owners.
What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
Ho Lee Fuk.
What did the Emo and the Orphan have in common?
They both hang with the trees.
What should you do after banging the tightest pussy?..
Just put the diaper on her 😉
What takes knowledge to do and also takes knowledge away?
Looking down the barrel and pulling the trigger. 😂
What’s red and bad for your dental health? A brick.
What’s invisible and bad for you to breathe? Mustard gas.
What’s green and bad for you to drink? Radioactive waste.
Q: What is the hardest part of a vegetable to swallow?
A: A wheelchair.
What did the bus driver say to the car?
"What is your address?"
What happens when a sink on the Titanic overflows?
It sinks it.
What is an egg?
What time is it when you smell garbage? Time to run!
Dad goat: Son, do you know what I like to eat?
Son goat: No, what?
Dad goat: Goat meat.
Son goat: *Gasps*
Dad goat: Nah, I'm just KIDing.
I hate it when people think I'm a boy because I have short hair. I mean, I'm gay, what do you expect?
What do you call a pig with two legs? Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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