Whats jokes
What does this joke and half a deck of cards have in common?
You can't even deal with it!
What kind of vegetable makes the best receptionist?
Cauliflower.
What's yellow and can't swim?
Georgie.
What is green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A pool table.
What did an orphan say to its father?
Nothing.
What happened when two invisible giants knocked over their blocks?
9/11.
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
What has a head, a tail, but no body?
Adopting a kid is like having a yard sale! I mean, if the owners don't want it anymore, what makes you think I want it?
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
If you’ve got me, you want to share me; if you share me, you haven’t kept me. What am I?
What do people use more than you that is yours?
What can you catch, but not throw?
Math riddle: If I have 12 bottles of wine in one hand, and 9 in the other, what do I have?
What do you call a kid hanging? An emo kid!
What do you call the nun that hates?
For Paul Walker, Mother Teresa.
What do you call a baby in a blender? A baby blender!
What does the PH stand for in "orphan"?
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
What's Link's favorite porn video? The Legend of Zeldas Sucking.