What do you call a country's booty?
Its bottom line.
Whats Jokes
What word starts with “F” and ends in “uck”?
Firetruck.
How do booties greet each other?
"What's crackin'?"
What did the booty say when it was asked to help?
"I've got your backside covered!"
What did the booty say to the chair?
"You complete me!"
What do you call a booty that’s always negative?
A pessimist-cheek.
What does a crooked lawyer who is not on the ACLU payroll have in common with a crooked politician who has an office in Washington, DC?
They both sign their names using a blue pen 🖊 🖊.
What bird is good at gaming? A game bird.
What the sigma?
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
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What did Rapboat's mom say to Rapboat?
"Is it in yet?"
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?
A microwave doesn’t brown your meat.
What’s a ghost’s favorite type of pants?
BOO-TY JEANS!
What do you get when you cross a butt with a phone?
A booty call.
What’s a booty’s favorite type of bread?
Buns.
What’s a booty’s favorite game?
Hide and cheek.
What’s an autistic person's favorite movie:
A Quiet Place?
"Ouch!"
"What's wrong?"
"I stepped on a screw."
"Are you ok?"
"I'm in ex-screw-ciating (excruciating) pain!"
What do sharks and humans have alike? The great white one.
What's the definition of suspicious?...
A nun doing sit-ups in a cucumber field. 💀