Whats jokes
What do you call a skeleton's erection?
A boner.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lick-a-lotta-puss.
What was Beethoven called when he only ate beef?
Beefthoven!
What is a paedophile’s favourite symphony?
Amadeus Mozart’s special flute in A minor.
What's a turtle's favorite thrill ride?
Shell shock!
What's the difference between the baby I just killed and Isaac Newton?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
What do you call a weak, beta, tall and dumb kid? A banana.
But if you're vegan, you call him food.
If you're poor, you eat the skin.
What time is it when a cow sits on your fence? Time to get a new fence!
What do you call a duck with no head?
Your mom gay.
What did the mustard say to the ketchup at the race?
What's the difference between your dad and cancer?
Cancer came back...
A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar.
The bartender looks at them and says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"
What do you call an orphan with no legs in an adoption center?
Answer: Who cares?
What’s yellow and can’t swim??
A school bus with elementary kids.
What is 1 + 1?
They didn’t tell me. Their stomach is upset.
Ever wonder why pride month is so hot?
It's just a free trial of what's to come for the celebrators...
What did Stephen Hawking say on the stairway to heaven?
Oh, fuck! I can’t get up them.
What do you call a pile of cats? A MEOW-tain.
What's the difference between a chicken and a dog?
I don't know... I'm from China.
What did the chocolate dentist say to the other chocolate dentist? Did you "chip" a tooth?