Whats jokes
What do a blackjack dealer and my uncle have in common?
They both hit me face down on the table.
What do you call two Michael J. Fox's standing next to each other?
Parallel Parkinson's.
What does the Titanic sell most?
Icebreakers.
What do you call a clown that is allergic to strawberries?
...Ollie the clown!
What does the orphan have in common with Batman? They both lost their parents.
Me: Sister, stop stealing my stuff or I will make you feel bad.
Sister: No, I won't stop.
Me: Fine, I'm telling the world what you did.
Sister: What? You will see when I post it.
Sister: WHY DID YOU TELL THEM I PEED ON SANTA CLAUS WHEN I WAS 12 YEARS OLD?
Me: BECAUSE YOU DON ́T HAVE A LIFE.
What did a comedian say at a show full of blind people?
"What's up?"
One day, this dad and his son went to a basketball factory, and the son said, "I want to buy some balls." The dad said, "What for?" The son said, "So you can have some balls."
What do you call a knight that has one arm? A first battle night.
What do you call a knight that lost both arms? A two battle useless knight.
What do an acting role and playing sports have in common?
If you break a leg, you get cast.
What do you call a pig doing a karate chop?
What do you call a bear with no ears? A b.
Yeah, that joke was unbearable.
What did the boyfriend say to his girlfriend?
Q: What's yellow and can't swim?
A: A school bus full of children.
What's the difference between the microphone and Bambi?
One is a Welsh idea, the other's a well shy deer.
What did Harry Houdini say when he did his famous vanishing act at a sushi place?
"Now sashimi, now you don't!"
What do you call a pig with two legs? Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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What would an orphan ask for Christmas?
"A someone."
What happens when a sink on the Titanic overflows?
It sinks it.
What is an egg?