Whats jokes
What do you call a fish with no tail? A one-eyed grape.
What's the difference between a nun and a prostitute taking a bath?
The nun has a soul full of hope...
What do you get if you add "ER" onto Hamburg?
Hamburg-ER.
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Shin-gles!
What does the B in Benoît B. Mandelbrot stand for?
Benoît B. Mandelbrot.
What kind of bike do women ride?
A menstrual cycle.
What starts with S and ends with S? STUPID HOMEWORK NEVER ENDS.
What starts with C and ends with K? Children do not cook.
What did you think I was going to say? How bold of you to assume.
What do you call a blind German man?
A Nazi.
What do orphans do at parent teacher meetings?
What do you call a special needs army?
The special forces.
What’s the difference between Anne Frank and Harry Potter?
Only one came out of the chamber.
What do you call a pole dancer?
A stripper.
What jumps higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
Asian conversation:
Person 1: Ni hao, how's it going?
Person 2: Konnichiwa, what's up?
Person 1: I've bing chilling.
What happened when a kid bullied an orphan?
The orphan said, "I’m going to tell my mom!"
Bully: "I wanna see your mom!"
Narrator: At that moment, he knew he messed up.
This was my friend's joke he wanted me to post;)
What makes you guys high?
I get high when I have a dead fish in my lunchbox.
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👨 👨 What does the initials GOP stand for?
👬 Gay man On Penis.
"What do you want to eat?"
"You choose."
"Children."
"What?"
*Picks up pot*
"You said anything!"
What do you call a smart booty?
A wise-crack!
What do you think fish tasted like before women started swimming?