What are a doctor's and a WWE fighter's ideas on child abuse?
Doctor's: Don't do it, it does not help. Mood behavior.
WWE fighters: If it can crawl, it can brawl.
Whats Jokes
What do you call a garage that is gay?
A gyarge.
What does a sad cowboy and a supernatural fan have in common?
Both want to put a Winchester in their mouth.
What movie do orphans hate? "Home."
What do dentists play at their practice?
Dental records.
When you are bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Call their parents?
You should bully orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples actually get picked.
What are an orphan's favorite shoes?
White Vans.
What is 8 divided by 2?
Answer: 3 (you cut 8 in half).
The 🦅 asked the female eagle, "What did you eat?"
"I ate New York hot dogs."
What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.
What is the difference between a horse and a rabbit?
A horse can't hoop.
What do you say to an emo with a new haircut?
"Nice cut, G."
What do you call a gay man that is not a vegetarian?
A cocksucker.
What is the definition of polish sausage?
🐴🍖 Horse meat.
What do you feed a group of octopuses for dessert?
Octopie!
What do a pregnant 14-year-old and the fetus inside of her have in common?
They both are thinking, "Shit! Mom is gonna kill me!"
What do you call cancers? Loyal, protective, and caring.
What do you call James Bond in a bathtub?
Bubble 007.