What did the house wear to the party? A dress.
Whats Jokes
Grandma: calls You: Hello Grandma, what are you doing? Why, you can't mean I'm right in the house right now? Grandma: I didn't mean to call you, bye.
What's the difference between a happy family and a car guy? Only one has a family.
There was a dude, he was like, "Yo dawg, you wanna die?" I said, "What is this, Friday the 13th?"
What made people mad?
Planes in Fortnite Battle Royale!
What the difference between cats and dogs? They dont have one both taste good
What's a zig zag and made of wood?
Stephen's coffin.
What did one mountain say to the other? Nice to peak you!
What do you call a dog wearing a beret?
Smeargle!
What did the girl say when she ran through the door?
Ouch.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words? The Microsoft shutdown sound.
I bought these trainers from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced it with, but I have been trippin' all day.
What did the doc say to the skeleton? You're skele-a-ton.
What does a 911 call receiver say when they get a call?
"9 Juan Juan, who this?"
What do you do when you made a misteak?
You do some yoga 🧘♀️ and say, "Namaaa steak."
What do you call a group of masturbating cows?
Beef stroganoff.
What did the man say when he knocked down the bookshelf?
Looks like I've only got myself to blame...
What do you call skeletons having sex?
When the relationship is dead, but you're still fucking.
What do blind people take for granted? Sight.
A child with cancer says, "Mother, what will I be when I grow up?"
Then the mother says, "Shut up, dick, you have cancer!" Hehehe.