Whats jokes
What’s worse than getting a job at McDonald’s?
Not getting the job at McDonald’s.
What’s the first thing you should do if an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?
Throw in your dirty laundry!
What’s the difference between a fetus and a jar of pickles?
The pickles aren’t as tasty in a jar.
My father always used to say:
"What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger."
Until the accident.
What did the egg say to the tuna?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Spelling!
Say what you will about pedophiles. At least they drive slowly through school zones.
What’s better than winning the Paralympics wheelchair race?
Walking.
What’s the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
About 140 calories.
"What did the zero say to the eight?"
"That belt looks good on you!"
What’s an autistic person's favorite movie:
A Quiet Place?
"Ouch!"
"What's wrong?"
"I stepped on a screw."
"Are you ok?"
"I'm in ex-screw-ciating (excruciating) pain!"
A gingerbread man walks into the doctor’s office with a broken arm. He asks the doctor, “Doc, what should I do? My arm is broken!”
The doctor then looks at him and says, “Have you tried icing?”
What word starts with “F” and ends in “uck”?
Firetruck.
What's a cheetah's favorite food?
Fast food!
What does a gas grenade and a baby have in common?
They both squeal when you throw them.
What do sharks and humans have alike? The great white one.
What if Hitler did not say "bombs away," he said "lambs are slayed?"
What's the most annoying thing in the world?
When you're told you're still qualified to live.
What is a testicle's favorite book?
Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth!