Whats jokes
What do an acting role and playing sports have in common?
If you break a leg, you get cast.
What was the last thing that went through JFK's mind? A bullet.
What is black and white and red all over?
A newspaper.
What do you call a pig doing a karate chop?
What do you call a bear with no ears? A b.
Yeah, that joke was unbearable.
What did the boyfriend say to his girlfriend?
What does the Peanut Butter Baby say?
"Ah!"
What is the difference between a human being in the car?
What’s long, yellow, and doesn’t float?
A school bus filled with children.
What's 12 inches long and begins with a p?
A shit.
What is God's favorite planet?
Saturn because it has a ring around it.
What do a blackjack dealer and my uncle have in common?
They both hit me face down on the table.
What is the difference between a human and a tree?
And walk, walk home, and...
A farmer has 3 fat ugly cows. One is named Xia. The next is named Chiang. What's the third?
Yu.
What does your mum have in common with your dad?
They are both men.
What is a good time for dinner, and what do I do for you? And dinner, dinner, and what, yyyuyy dinner? 🍴 Night time.
What time is it when you get home and you can't walk?
Q: What do you call a cow with only two legs?
A: Lean meat.
What's red, green, and slimy and slides down the chip shop window?
Abortion of chips.
What’s the difference between a teenage girl and a cat? One’s a psycho and the other is a cat.