Whats jokes
What is King Kong for dinner?
Humans.
What kind of shells do tanks use to cheat?
A-cheat shells.
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
What do you call a deer with no ear?
One ear.
What is an old lady's favorite exercise?
Trying to get up from the soft couch.
What's the difference between a bird and an emo?
Birds fly.
What’s the difference between rap lovers and the Gigachad?
Rap lovers get more pussy.
- What do you call a dog that can do magic?
- A labracadabrador.
What does a nun say when you ask too many questions?
"Nunya business!"
Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? Idaho, Alaska?
What it actually means: Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? I don’t know. I’ll ask her.
P.S. My dad is a history teacher and he told me to put this in here.
What has nut, long, big, and sticky? A Snickers bar.
What's meaner than a pit bull with AIDS?
The guy that gave it to him.
What do eating a watermelon, rolling a cigarette, and eating a hippie chick out have in common?
Spit, spit, spit!
What is the name of Hitler's WiFi?
The local Aryan network.
What do you call a shedding Panera Bread?
Panera Shed.
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
What do you say to an upset German?
Quit being such a sauerkraut!
I just got my COVID vaccine, and this lady said, "You have no idea what you put in your body." I said, "Yet you are eating chorizo."
What's the difference between you and a calendar?
Calendars got dates.
What do orphans and apples not have in common... The apples get picked up.