Whats jokes
What do you call a Muslim in America being pursued by a perv?
Alien vs. Predator.
What weighs 70 pounds and doesn't like sex?
The 6-year-old in the trunk of my car.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What did the lion say to the lion tamer? Nothing, because when the lion tamer whipped the lion, the lion killed him.
My mum found a chest that was wet, and it had a child in it. She asked me what it was for. I said I put kids in it and chuck it in a river until they are dead.
What's the difference between Jesus and a hooker?
The face you make when you nail them.
What is the difference between a tree and walking home from a wheelchair?
What is the difference between a tree and a school?
A school is for kids, and a tree is for birds.
What do condoms and whores have in common?
Answer: There is a lot that comes in every box.
What did the cow say to the other?
"Cheese!"
Free will is like having a vagina. You don't need to know how to use it, and you don't need to know what it does, but what matters is that you have it.
What’s the difference between a mushroom and a tree?
One's a fucking tree.
What did one bean say to the other bean?
How you bean?
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.
What do sperm say while just in?
"We need to go deeper."
What's the difference between a cheater and your mom?
They both cheated!
Question: "You're-a-American" when you're not in the restroom and when you come out of the restroom. What are you when you're in the restroom?
Answer: European (You're-a-peein')
A man walks into a library.
Man: "Hello ma'am, do you know where I can find a book on suicide?"
Librarian: "Do you know about our return policy?"
Suicidal Man: ...
Librarian: ...
The Woman checking out a book: "WHAT THE FUCK?"
Guess what, chicken butt?
What was Pepe's best friend? Ballsack.