Whats jokes
What's the best part about beating up an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
What did one detective say to the other detective?
"Disguise is lookin' suspicious."
What do you call a fish that can use a katana?
A salmon-rai.
What did the water say to the water? "Water" you doing?
What's green then red all over?
A frog in a blender! :)
What do you call a green camel?
My parents left me.
Friend: You know how I like my women like my coffee... hot.
Me: What if you don't like coffee? :(
Q: What did Darth Vader say to his smashed wristwatch?
A: I find your lack of face disturbing.
What season is it when you're on a trampoline?
Spring time!
What's the most delicious city in the world? Hamburg.
What turns green to red in a flick of a switch?
A frog in a blender.
What do you call a router in a thong?
CISCO....(that thong thong thong thong!)
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh.
What do you call a retarded Mexican?
Ricardo.
Joe Rogan to Christopher Doemges: "What can you tell me about musicians of the 18th century?" Doemges: "They're all dead already!"
Charlie Chaplin and Tork Poettschke meet.
Chaplin: "What can I do for you?"
Poettschke: "Please get away from me."
What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
What kind of punch takes out 20 children and 8 adults? A Sandy Hook.
What is a Christian's favorite social networking site?
Faithbook!
What do you call a woman who sleeps with multiple men?
A whore.