Me: Mom, I think I need to go to the hospital.
Mom: OMG, why son?
Me: I don't know what's wrong, but every time I close my eyes, I can see.
Think about it, then spread LMAO.
Whats Jokes
What is Ba + 2Na?
Ans. Banana.
What do you call a person with only one arm?
Half-assed.
What kind of punch hurts a kid the most?
A sandy hook.
What did the guy with no teeth say to a blind guy... How many fingers am I holding up?
What do you call Nicholas and Dillon/Dennis?
GAY
What type of apple grows on a tree?
All of them.
What is the skeleton's favorite car?
A Zam-bone-y.
What's better than one dead baby?
Two dead babies.
What are the similarities between an American teen and an old Muslim man?
They both choose who they want.
What kind of containers does the Pope keep his vegetables in?
Vat-I-cans!
What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human can walk and you can drive.
What's the difference between a nun and a prostitute taking a bath?
The nun has a soul full of hope...
What is the difference between the snow boots on a tree house that has to walk home and walk home?
What is the difference between snow boots and snow boots and walk home?
What is a dog?
An animal.
What did the officer tell the lioness after she said she was a dog?
Oooooooooh girl, you lion!
What is a dog that you can drive?
A big doggy car.
What’s 12 inch long, purple, and makes women scream??
Cot death!
Q. What do Kenny's dick and this joke have in common?
A. They're both really short.