Whats jokes
Q. What's a dog's favourite type of sex? A. Ruff.
What has two wings and an arrow?
A Chinese telephone. "Wing Wing Arrow!"
What did Rengoku say to his class?
"Set your school ablaze!"
What is a Care Bear's favorite job?
Take care of bears.
What does a stuttering Santa call Mrs. Claus?
A hoe hoe hoe.
What do you call a group of people who are interested in Nintendo monkeys?
A Kongregation.
What do you call a guy with no body and nose?
No body nose
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire? Hot Wheels.
What is a Mexican's least favorite type of water?
I.C.E. water.
What's a saying you shouldn't tell an epileptic?
Seize your moment.
Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. It was evolution.
What's the difference between Christian theocrats and Islamic fundamentalists?
Presentation.
Lenin was on his deathbed, with Stalin sitting by his side.
Lenin says: "What are you going to do after I die? They might not follow you."
Stalin responds: "Then they'll follow you."
Guys, should I do it? You know what I mean.
Q: What's the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynecologist?
A: One looks up the family tree and the other looks up the family bush.
What's the similarity between a pepperoni pizza and Freddy Krueger?
They both have red circles on their bodies.
What's the difference between me and Spongebob?
Spongebob can actually get ripped.
Q. What's Terri Schiavo's favorite movie?
A. The Purge.
What do you call a fat, lazy person who smokes weed? A baked potato.
Why aren't orphans good at poker?
Because they don't know what a "full home" is!