Whats jokes
What do you get when you mix a cow with an earthquake??
Milkshake.
What do me and an emo kid have in common:
We both like to hang.
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy.
Why isn't there a sad sunglasses emoji? To show that I am happy but I'm still cool.
What am I gonna do on the 5th anniversary of the Parkland shooting?
Shoot a load in you just like I shot those kids ;)
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite song currently?
"Under the Sea" by The Little Mermaid!
What's the difference between a baseball game and an orphan?
There's a home to go back to.
What is Uranus' favorite exercise? ... Hy knees.
What's your mom on?
Deez nuts!
What gets bigger when it eats but dies when it drinks?
Answer: fire.
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg?
TY-WON-SHO
(Tie one shoe)
What’s a vacuum cleaner’s favorite plant?
Answer: SUCCulent
Well, you know what they say, time flies when you're just a ball of anxiety and stress. :D
Why do blind kids like plane crashes?
Because you can’t dislike what you have never seen.
What do you call a Muslim bee?
Habibee.
What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.
What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.
Me: Hey! Look at my drawing of deez!
My babysitter: Very nice! But, uh, what’s deez?
Me: (¬‿¬)
What do a mole and an eagle have in common?
They live underground, except for the eagle. Lol.
A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.
A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.
«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.
A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».
What is the difference between interstate and intercourse?
What came before the dinosaurs?
Your hairline, because it's so far back!