Whats jokes
What did the drummer call his 2 twin daughters?
Anna 1 Anna 2.
What are they going to say about Tim Gunn in 20 years?
He kicked the bucket.
What did the horse say when his throat was sore?
I have a hoarse throat!
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
Me: What are you?
Jake: A muddeasso.
What type of clock is both cringe and an app?
TikTok.
What happened when the fire used Tinder?
He luckily got a lot of matches.
Must. Escape. Meme.
Existence is what meme stands for for some haters.
What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?
Kids won't eat the broccoli.
What's the difference between sleeping pills and my beating my meat?
Sleeping pills actually come with a prescription.
What kind of bull doesn’t have horns?
A bullfrog!
What did the people do to the deceased after tests?
They bari-um.
What's a witch's favorite subject?
What do you read on Halloween?
What did the funny bone say to the skin?
"You're not humerus, I am!"
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite dance move? The worm.
What were Stephen Hawking's dying words?
"Restore factory settings."
What do you call a drivable Hamburger?
What?
A Hamborgini.
What did one wall say to the other wall?
Meet you at the corner!
What did the tree say to the kid with a bike? "Take a hike!"