What does Mars like to eat?
A Mars bar!
Whats Jokes
I was listening to WAP in my car with my four-year-old cousin, and she asked why they don't fix the holes in the house.
Then my fucking boyfriend, what a hoe, was and pointed to me. I pushed him out of the car, and my other boyfriend took the front seat.
What begins in F and ends in UCK?
Fire truck.
What do you call a dwarf that fell into a cement mixer?
A wee hard man.
Hi, I am back! Tell me what's happening?
All of the sudden, if you're Republican, you're racist, and Communism is a symbol of freedom? What happened to the proud men our founding fathers were, damn it!
What is this website?
What movie do orphans hate? The Fast and the Furious.
Teacher: Students, tomorrow bring your parents to the open house.
Student one orphan: I don't have any.
Student 2: What is the difference between you and an escaped prisoner?
Student one orphan: What!
Student 2: The prisoner gets picked.
What do Hiroshima and Nagasaki share in common with balls?
They both drop.
What's the best thing about Covid-19? It gets into any kid.
Gumball: What's that? Is it a twig?
Banana Joe: No.
Darwin: Is it a leaf?
Banana Joe: No.
Gumball: What is it then?
Banana Joe: It's my BUTT!!!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What happened to the police that crossed the road?
They solved a murder involving the nut case.
What is the Mexican police number?
9 Juan Juan.
What do you call a fat Mexican rat?
Rasmus.
Brother: Your nuts!
Sister: What do you mean? You're the one that has the nuts!
Q: What do you call brown mixed with yellow?
A: Someone who just ate beans.
What will happen if someone kicks you right in the balls?
You will be like, "Ow, my nuts!"
What do you call an idiot who walks on the road when cars are coming?
Fresh roadkill.