Whats jokes
What’s the difference between toilet paper and a curtain?
So, it was you....
What attracted Jeffrey Dahmer to abortion clinics?
- He smelled veal.
What do you call two brunettes and a blonde in the NFL?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver!
What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?
Black is their favorite color.
What did the tower say to the other one?
I will see you later; I am about to get hit.
What did the mom say to the twins?
"Go crash a plane!"
What did Jeffrey Dahmer do when done with his black dates?
He dumped them.
What’s black and white and red all over?
A Milano’s cherry.
What's the best card in Clash Royale?
The Credit Card.
If Eve sacrificed the human race for an apple, what would she do for a Klondike bar?
What is the definition of suspicion? A: A nun doing squats in a cucumber field.
What's an emo's favorite type of necklace? The kind that attaches to a ceiling beam.
Q: What do priests do to stay in shape?
A: They exorcise.
What do you call a downie superhero?
Chromo-doner.
What does Michael Joseph Jackson say to adults when he sees them?
Keep away from me-hee-hee.
What is a pig's favorite part of karate?
A pork chop.
Q. What happens when a pedophile spills his coffee? A. It leaves an EP-stain.
Q. What did the United Healthcare CEO say after he got shot? A. I don't know. I don't own a Ouija board.
My therapist told me to write letters to the people you hate and then burn them.
I did that, but now I don't know what to do with the letters.
What kind of music do elves listen to? Wrap music.