Whats jokes
What does a skeleton call their great-grandparents?
A fossil.
What do you call an iPhone put into a smoothie maker?--An Apple smoothie.
What do you call fake noodles?
Impasta!
Never drink tea in school... I give people tea if they've passed out... tea can be nice, but only have it once a day... It's not what you think... It's not tea, it's CPR.
What's the difference between a boy and girl? A boy always carries an average 5in "do not enter" sign.
Memes
What did one ballsack say to another?
"You stay here, I'll go pee."
What do you call a cow with stuff growing on it? Moscow.
What did the cow say to the farmer? Moo away!
What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?
Long John Silvers or Captain D's.
What runs but does not walk? It's water.
What's another name for cumming inside a woman? Loading the dishwasher.
What do you call two brunettes and a blonde in the NFL?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver!
What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?
Black is their favorite color.
What animal has 5 legs?
A pitbull on a children's playground.
What are the 2 fights Africa could never win?
A food fight and a water fight!
What's an emo's favorite way of growing food?
The slash and burn tactic.
My therapist told me to write letters to the people you hate and then burn them.
I did that, but now I don't know what to do with the letters.
What do 15-year-old boys and washing machines have in common?
They both like keeping one sock for themselves.
What kind of music do elves listen to? Wrap music.
What did the tree say when spring finally arrived?
"What a re-leaf."