Whats jokes
Once I said to an orphan, "What the 'F' means in 'orphan'?"
He replied, "There's no 'F'."
Me: "There's no family."
A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "What do I see here? Corned beef!?"
Are you going to SHOWCON?
What’s SHOWCON?
Show con these nuts.
What similarities do peeping Toms and spies share?
They both see things they shouldn't.
What do you call a man who offended an NFL player...
Odin Floyd.
Gina: Ha! YOU HAVE NOTHING!
Orphan: Yes I do.
Gina: What do you have then?
Orphan: Parents.
Gina: LIAR!
If you're ever bored, just bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?
Roses are red, my toaster too,
Oh shit, I've burnt the house down, what do I do?
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the demon tells the priest to exit the child's body.
Here [are] some questions firesharky:
1. What color hair do u have?
2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?
3. What state [were] u born in?
Do not say I don't know.
What’s the difference between you and an orphan...
NOTHING!
What do you call a wizard who uses Ice Magic? A: A Blizzard!
What key opens a banana?
A monkey.
What is brown and sticky?
The leftovers of the iceberg.
What day are twins born the most?
Toos-day.
What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy?
Fat guy: Does this look fat on me?
Skinny guy: No, I don’t think it’s that.
Fat guy: Thinking.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
What do you call a cow without legs?
Ground beef!
Kris
Damn this shit!
Megan Thee Stallion: What!
Kris: My mother is a fucker!
The whole world:
OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What’s the difference between a hot potato and a flying pig?
One’s a heated yam, and the other’s a YEATED HAM!