What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a ‘P’ that girls love to get their hands on? 😏
Whats Jokes
What is red, orange, and yellow but doesn’t feel anything when it falls? Autumn leaves. 🍁
Me: It's so sad Ironman died of ligma. You: What the heck is an Ironman? Me: Ligma balls. "snap" ^kaboom^
What am I gonna do on the 5th anniversary of the Parkland shooting?
Shoot a load in you just like I shot those kids ;)
What do you call somebody with no nose?
What's the difference between a baseball game and an orphan?
There's a home to go back to.
What is Uranus' favorite exercise? ... Hy knees.
What do you call a notorious special needs student with an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
What gets bigger when it eats but dies when it drinks?
Answer: fire.
What’s a vacuum cleaner’s favorite plant?
Answer: SUCCulent
Well, you know what they say, time flies when you're just a ball of anxiety and stress. :D
Why do blind kids like plane crashes?
Because you can’t dislike what you have never seen.
What do you call a Muslim bee?
Habibee.
What’s Kobe’s favorite rapper?
NLE Choppa
What did the dog say to the cat? Ruff!
What did one ass cheek say to the other?
"Blimey, what's that smell coming from the corridor?"
What's the worst time to fly a plane?
I got in an argument with the 90-degree angle. And guess what? It was right!
What did the neutron say to the atom?
"Sandwiches, dude!"
What do a banana and shampoo have in common?
Ur mom.