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What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!
What's a rapper's favorite type of clothing?
RAP-TORS.
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
What do you call a rapper who's also a firefighter?
BLAZE RHYMES.
Q. What did the United Healthcare CEO say after he got shot? A. I don't know. I don't own a Ouija board.
Say what you want about Jeffery Dahmer, but he always managed to get a head.
What did the Los Angels Police do when George Floyd said that he could not breath? they gave George Floyd two squirts of zicam cold remedy inside his nose
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A milkshake.
What do you call a black person having a fit?
A chocolate milkshake.
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of water?
Lil Drip.
I don't know what makes BlessedBrian so STUPID, but it REALLY works!
What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?
"You broke the beat!"
What do you call a rapper who can't afford jewelry?
"UNBLINGABLE"
What's a rapper's favorite animal?
RHYMENOCEROS!
What's a rapper's favorite type of movie?
"Rap-tures."
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A rhyme scheme that's all about the Benjamins!
What's a rapper's favorite type of car?
A RAPMOBILE!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac + 2Pac = 4Pac
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Trout.