Whats jokes

What would you do if you were killed?

What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?

Rainbow Road.

What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure, it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?

Panera Sed!

What do you call a Chinese person with 1 leg? Tie Son Whu.

A teacher wanted to sing, so she did. This is what she said:

"You have no family, even though you're broker than me."

What's the most expensive haircut you can get? Chemotherapy.

What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe?

Roberto!

What do you say to a black midget?

Wanna a shower? You look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle.

What's big and yellow...?

A bus full of kids.

What is a boxer's favorite part of a joke? The punchline.

What did the Blonde say to the other Blonde?

They don’t know; they couldn’t figure out what to say.

What does a "Smart Russian" and a "Unicorn" have in common?

Answer: Non-existence!

(DOORS)

What door is the first door that opens for you?

The elevator to go to the game.

What do you never say to gay people?

IF YOUR HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS! 🤣🤣🤣🏳️‍🌈

What do you call a Pegasus that is being sus?

A megasus!

What’s the difference between a pig and Maddie McCann?

Least a pig had an apple in its mouth when it was spit roasted.

What's the difference between an abortion and a baby girl in China? Nothing, they both die.

What goes up but doesn't come down?

What do dogs and planks have in common? They both have to be walked.

What do you call a child with no family?

Names.