Whats jokes
They killed a whole family of crows... It was a murder!
They killed a bunch of ravens... What a conspiracy!
What can read 105 stories in ten seconds?
New Yorkers.
What ankle is getting cut off of school? The lights.
What do you call a school that can talk?
A school with a face!
What did the female dog say to the mirror?
Hi, bitch!
Memes
What is the difference between babies and dogs?
I don't eat dog parts.
What do you say when your brother has too many jeans?
"Gene-ious!"
What do you get when someone named Victoria falls? A Victoria Falls!
What do you call two skeletons dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
What do you call a man shopping? A half-grown carton of cheese.
I smell up dog in here.
"What's up, dog?"
Nothing much, how about you?
What did the flag say to the pole?
Nothing, he just waved.
Ah, what's that on your face? Oh, I forgot, that is your ass. It's so ugly, you stupid-looking bitch!
What’s weaker than a daffodil? Mundy’s ankles.
What do you call an STD?
Elenji.
"Is Mrs. Wall here?"
"No."
"Is Mr. Wall here?"
"No."
"Then what is holding up the walls?"
What’s a guy with Tourette’s favorite app to use? Tiktok.
What is it called when orphans take a selfie?
A family photo.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
Is that what you think? You have no clue, you fool!