What did the orphan say to the barber?
I dunno, the orphanage doesn’t pay for haircuts.
Whats Jokes
What do you call a fast Panera Bread?
Panera Sped.
What do you call a very long bowl?
Manute Bowl.
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
Hey! Guess what? I created a new word!
Plagiarism!
What do all rangas have in common?
They all look like wildfires.
What can Miles Morales do that Spiderman can't?
Hug his parents.
Bored? Run over an orphan with your car! What are they going to do, tell their nonexistent parents?
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under The Sea!!!!! Under The Sea!!!" - The Little Mermaid
Get it ;) Dead ass motherfucker.
What did Rob O'Neill say before he shot Osama Bin Laden between the eyes?
"Go to HELLakbar!"
What's with all the orphan jokes? Kinda sus. #fbi
What is the difference between Obama and Osama?
Osama didn't kill innocent civilians with missile strikes.
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg?
TY-WON-SHO
(Tie one shoe)
What the when what yeah what yeah then uh huh?
What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.
What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.
What does a British cannibal's favorite meal?
Fish and chaps.
What is the same thing between water and dark jokes?
Not everyone gets it!
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.
What is a Fortnite player's favorite football team? The rabbit raiders! LOL! LMAO! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! LMAO! 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
My enemy likes to act like he’s stupid sometimes, and so once he asked me what a sin was, and I responded with, “you.”