Whats jokes
What does “JETS” stand for?
Jihadis Eradicating The Skyscrapers.
What did Spiderman say on September 11th, 2001?
"Look out, Here comes the Spiderman!"
What's an emo's favorite way of growing food?
The slash and burn tactic.
What does the EPA issue when a person stinks up a room with their smelly farts?
Air quality alert code brown!
This is two heads.
Deaf. "Deep water." ""
- "78 years."
Are you interested again? ""
"If you go ... you are there."
"No. 85 is good."
What is the most important value? It does not take cheese.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Chef Rhymes.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac + 2Pac = 4Pac
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Trout.
What do you call a really fat psychic?
4chin Teller
What’s the difference between God and Hitler?
God made thousands of bread, Hitler made thousands of toast.
What's a rapper's favorite type of exercise?
RHYME and REPEAT.
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?
MC Shiver.
What do you call a rapper who's always COLD?
MC Freezer.
What do you call an ass that’s a DETECTIVE?
An undercover pooper.
What did the ass say to the joke?
"You crack me up!"
What do you call an ass on a beach?
Sandy cheeks!
What do asses and secrets have in common?
Both are better when not leaked!
What do you call someone who is half a Jew?
Jew-ish.
What is the difference between Paul Walker and the Queen?
Paul Walker passed 100 before he died.
What is a terrorist's favorite song?
"Pumped Up Kicks."