Whats jokes
You know what should give up and stay dead?
Fortnite.
What do you say when your brother has too many jeans?
"Gene-ious!"
What do you get when someone named Victoria falls? A Victoria Falls!
What do you call two skeletons dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
Son: I heard mom got stung by a few bees this morning. Is she ok? Hospital?
Dad: She's ok now, no hospital.
Dad: She had to take the deep penis.
Son: Umm...... WHAT!?
Dad: I had to inject her with an EPIC PENIS.
Dad: Oh for god's sakes.
Dad: Epi Pen.
Memes
What da hood calls you when you are the new cult leader
If your kid beats up an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What does the egg do after the pan told him a joke?
He cracked up!
What is a dog that is awesome? A smart dog.
What do you give a sick bird?
Tweet-ment!
What did the 5 say to the S?
"Nice shape."
What has a dog?
People.
What would Martin Luther King be if he was white? Alive.
What time is it when you eat a Christmas tree?
Time to get a new Christmas tree! 🎄
They killed a whole family of crows... It was a murder!
They killed a bunch of ravens... What a conspiracy!
Q. What do you call a goose that thinks he's a goat?
A. A Billy Goose.
What can read 105 stories in ten seconds?
New Yorkers.
What ankle is getting cut off of school? The lights.
What do you call a school that can talk?
A school with a face!
What did the Orphan say when he Googled Orphan jokes?
I would say these jokes hit home, but there is no home to hit.
What's the difference to a kamikaze and bin Ladin?
Bin Ladin survived when he went into a building. I have aids.