Whats jokes
What do you call a blind Nazi?
A Not-See!
What position would a man with no legs and arms play in baseball?
Home base.
What do snowmen call snowballs?
Children!
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What type of movies are orphans not allowed to watch?
PG movies.
Women are so scary. Does anybody know what is wrong with them?
What did the water say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved!
What is an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
What do you call a train full of gum?
A chew chew train.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no daddy to call.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family picture.
What did the lettuce say when she is popping the champagne?
What would you do after seeing your most loved one shot? Reload.
What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?
An ingestigation.
What mountain do runners race on?
Mount Rushmore.
What goes up stairs but doesn't move? Stairs! Laugh now!
What's the difference between you, your uncle, and your dad?
One didn't go in the closet.
What did the shark say when he ate a clownfish? He said it tasted a little funny.
What kind of wall is the biggest? A whall.
What's the same about bins and orphans? They get dumped.
What is the definition of Hell, a city in the state of Michigan?