Whats jokes
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You're my closet confidant!"
What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?
"Looks like I dropped the mic... literally!"
What's a rapper's favorite type of exercise?
RHYME and REPEAT.
What’s a rapper’s favorite exercise?
Heavy bars.
What do you call a fat downie?
A couch potato.
What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person?
I'd ask what's up, but it's definitely not you!
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Bass-Drop.
What's a rapper's favorite type of pet?
A rhyming parrot.
What do you call a rapper who's also a pirate?
Captain Rhyme.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Chef Rhymes.
What do you call a rapper who's always late?
Time Rhyme.
What do you call a rapper who took a dump?
Lil' Crappie.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL WIZARD
What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?
A rapscallion without the rap.
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You're off rhythm, but I'll give you a hand!"
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
What's a rapper's favorite instrument?
The MIC-DROPHONE!
What's a rapper's favorite kind of tree?
CYPRESS HILL.