Whats jokes
What can't you say to an emo?
Hang in there, buddy!
Tongue twister: Through three cheese trees Three free fleas flew. While these three fleas flew, freezy breeze blew. Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze; freezy trees made these tree's cheese freeze.
That's what made these three fleas sneeze. ππ
What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?
Answer: He's making family memories.
What's it called when an orphan calls 911?
Operator: Hello, is your family okay?
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Operator: *bruh*
A person told an orphan to not move; otherwise, they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do?
It danced its a** off.
Memes
What do you call a couple of orphans?
A coupleorphans.
What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?
I want them both in my mouth!
What do snowmen call snowballs?
Children!
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What type of movies are orphans not allowed to watch?
PG movies.
What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?
What did Africa say to the grass? Get off me!
What did the water say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved!
What is an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Grounded beef.
What kind of pizza can't an orphan order?
Familiar pizza.
What does a pirate say to the president?? Spread your legs so I can get my treasure back.
Bully: *Bullies kid*
Orphan: Stop!! *Cries*
Bully: What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?? XD
Orphan: :/
What is an orphan's least liked meal? Family dinner.
What do you call a bear with no ear?
B.
