Whats jokes
What can't you say to an emo?
Hang in there, buddy!
What do snowmen call snowballs?
Children!
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What type of movies are orphans not allowed to watch?
PG movies.
Tongue twister: Through three cheese trees Three free fleas flew. While these three fleas flew, freezy breeze blew. Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze; freezy trees made these tree's cheese freeze.
That's what made these three fleas sneeze. 👍😀
What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?
Answer: He's making family memories.
What do you call a couple of orphans?
A coupleorphans.
What did the bus driver say to the lady with one leg?
Hop on.
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player?
A hockey player showers after 3 periods.
Are you going to SHOWCON?
What’s SHOWCON?
Show con these nuts.
What do you call a man who offended an NFL player...
Odin Floyd.
Gina: Ha! YOU HAVE NOTHING!
Orphan: Yes I do.
Gina: What do you have then?
Orphan: Parents.
Gina: LIAR!
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the demon tells the priest to exit the child's body.
If you're ever bored, just bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?
Roses are red, my toaster too,
Oh shit, I've burnt the house down, what do I do?
Here [are] some questions firesharky:
1. What color hair do u have?
2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?
3. What state [were] u born in?
Do not say I don't know.
What’s the difference between you and an orphan...
NOTHING!
Thing 1: What's the difference between nuts and almonds?
Thing 2: I don't know, what?
Thing 1: One gets hard faster.
What’s better than Ted Danson?
Ted singing and Danson!