Whats jokes
What makes Stephen Hawking and your dumped girlfriend similar?
They can't stand up for themselves.
What's the difference between a dog and an orphan? The dog gets picked.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? The Parent Trap.
What kind of punch do little kids give to other little kids? The Sandy Hook.
What do you call an emo hosting a charity event?
Fund razor.
What goes in hard and comes out soft? A toothbrush.
What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, they haven't got family.
What do depression and suicide have in common?
Nothing, they're both hanging.
What's the difference between an orphan and a flower?
The flowers actually get picked.
Three men walk into a bar. The 1st says, "Hey, how's it going?" The 2nd one says, "Great!" But then the 3rd man says, "Hello, where did my wife go? I swear she was just here!" What happened to the 3rd guy's wife?
What type of cake can orphans not eat? Homemade.
What's the difference between a boomerang and your dad?
Boomerangs come back.
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both want Anthony's neck.
What is an orphan's favorite TV show?
"Alone."
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.
Me: I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g.”
Emo kid: He said like your bullet holes, G.
Me: I have no bullet holes.
Emo kid: Not yet, you don't.
Me: Ayo what the fuc*.
I burned an orphan's hand and then they said, "You will pay for this."
Me: "What are you going to do? Tell your parents?"
What does a hear-moo say? "Fat cow!"
What does Pikachu and an orphan have in common?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple...
An apple has a family tree.