What happens when you eat salmon with Nutella?
You get salmonella.
Whats Jokes
What do you call a Mongolian swindler?
A Khan artist.
What did the Orphan say when he Googled Orphan jokes?
I would say these jokes hit home, but there is no home to hit.
What's the difference to a kamikaze and bin Ladin?
Bin Ladin survived when he went into a building. I have aids.
What do you call a man shopping? A half-grown carton of cheese.
What did one orphan say to another?
"Robin, get in the Batmobile!"
Hey John, how are you going?
Helium, yeah good, what about you?
(Hey Liam)
What's Stephen Hawking called on fire?
Hot Wheels :)
What are the similarities between Stephen Hawking and a bull?
They both charge.
This is a big joke, so yeah, you can't tell me what to do. This joke is funny, so laugh, okay?
Now that you're done laughing, let me say a joke... Get it? There was no joke! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahhaha lololol so funny, I'm ninja!
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite crisps?
Microchips 😂
"Knock, knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Cow said."
"Cow said who?"
"Cow says moo you ding dong!"
Person 1 says to Person 2: "I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith."
So Person 2 says to Person 1: "What's the name of his other leg?"
What is this joke?
What’s weaker than a daffodil? Mundy’s ankles.
What's brown and sticky?
What did you think! A stick......
What do you call a chicken that was cared for? A tendered chicken.
What happened when a hammer punished the nail?
He hit him.
"Is Mrs. Wall here?"
"No."
"Is Mr. Wall here?"
"No."
"Then what is holding up the walls?"
What do you call an STD?
Elenji.