Whats jokes
What's one plus one?
Yo mama.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and an orange?
The orange tastes good.
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
What do apples and orphans have in common?
The apple gets picked.
What do you call a cat with two legs instead of four?
Dead and without use, that's what I feel like.
What happened
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home base.
Teacher: Your bag is heavy, what's in there?
The quiet kid: AK-47.
What is an orphan's hated movie line?
E.T. phone home.
What did the toaster say to the piece of bread? "I want you inside me."
What's the difference between a (hypothetical) girl and cancer?
Her dad didn't beat cancer.
Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?
Because they don't know what a home is.
What is Johnny Depp's new legal name?
Johnny in debt.
What's better than having unprotected sex? Getting an abortion.
What did the Twin Towers say to the plane?
What do the N and F in "orphan" stand for?
"No family."
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What is the only thing lesbians know how to grow? Cucumbers.
What do you call a pool full of black kids? Baths bomb.