Whats jokes
What did the rock say to the flower?
Rocks can't talk. -.-
What kind of bear has no teeth?
A gummy bear.
What did the potato say when the sweet potato told it to hurry?
I yam.
Good day tomorrow, and what day are they still good today? Good time. Love day! A great night time and...
What should you name a dog without any legs?
It doesn't really matter. No matter what you yell, he's not coming.
Memes
Who did that
What is a good night's sleep?
"Good night night love ❤️"
Living in Houston, Texas, and realizing that hurricanes are an annual threat, my ex-wife called me and asked what would be the safest route to get out of Houston to avoid a hurricane. My answer? Take the 610 loop, dear!
What do orphans do when they get a phone? They press the home button.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
What's bad? A nut allergy.
What did the toilet paper say when he got stuck in a crack on the side walk?
"I got stuck in a butt crack!"
A guy was annoyed in a store. I walk up to him and said, "What's wrong, buddy? Don't worry, it's not like you're on an abandoned isle!"
What do you call a crappy circumcision?
A rip-off.
Guys tell me that I have a MILF for a mom. So I told my mom that guys tell me that she is a MILF. My mom said to me, "What is a MILF?" so I said, "Mother I'd Like TO F-ck." So my mom started to laugh and said, "Well, you do need a new step dad."
What dog can’t see a dog that’s blind?
What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?
Kids won't eat the broccoli.
What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
What do you call a train that stalls?
The little engine that couldn't!
What goes up but never past the digits 15?
A Make-A-Wish kid...
What’s the difference between your mum and your nan?
Your nan's a GILF!