Whats jokes
What is a good night's sleep?
I haven't a clue!
"hvhuhdsjcjdsijdskdsivhdsvhsjdvnsjdvdshvgdshgsdhfgh" That's what my friend said when he gave an EpiPen. I don't know why, though.
What do you call a cow with no leg?
If an orphan were to get a takeaway, what’s the home address?
What comes to visit more often than your aunt? Your acne.
Memes
What time is it when you get home and you can walk walk?
What kind of bear has no teeth?
A gummy bear.
What did the potato say when the sweet potato told it to hurry?
I yam.
What should you name a dog without any legs?
It doesn't really matter. No matter what you yell, he's not coming.
What is a good night's sleep?
"Good night night love ❤️"
What time is it when you get home, can walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home?
🏡 night time and I can drive to the car tomorrow night.
What is so good about a dog that cannot see? Nothing is good.
What nut is broken? A silly nut!
What did the Joker say to Harley Quinn?
Nothing.
Kid at school tells an orphan, "I fucked your mom."
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
What did the rock say to the flower?
Rocks can't talk. -.-
Good day tomorrow, and what day are they still good today? Good time. Love day! A great night time and...
What do you call an airplane that doesn’t fly?
A plane wingless.
What time is it if you sprain an ankle or an arm?
Time to go to the doctor! 🥼
What's the difference between broccoli and a booger?
Kids won't eat broccoli.