Whats Jokes

What's the only type of abortion Republicans will never do anything to prevent?

A school shooting.

What’s the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?

One was famous for walking on the moon, (pause), the other fucked young boys.

What do cheetahs say?

"Cheese-ah!"

What do you call onions and beans?

Tear gas.

What does NASA say when they don’t want to go in space: Never Access Space Again.

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Apples get picked.

What did the traffic light say to the other?

"Hey, stop looking at me! I'm changing!"

What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?

One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and the other one is just a watermelon.

What do 9/11 and COVID-19 have in common?

I couldn't give a fuck about either.

What's an orphan's favorite toy?

A boomerang, because it came back unlike their parents.

Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans? Because what are they going to do, tell their parents?

What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?

Special Forces!! HAHAHA

What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?

Adopt Me, so they can get adopted.

What do you get when you combine a planet and an apple?

Mario.

What do you call a bunch of microcephalics in a swimming pool?

Vegetable soup.

What's the sound that dwarfs make when they have sex?

Broken plates.

What did one cheek say to the other cheek?

"It is a squash in here!"

Mom: Hey hun, need some money for lunch at school?

Son: No, I got 1k already.

Mom: Wait, what, how?

Son: Mom's wallet is magic.

What is the best day to go to the beach?

On Sunday.

What's the difference between a frog and a skyscraper? The frog can jump. Hahahahaha!