Whats jokes
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Q: What did the fetus say to the tongs?
A: See you on the flip side.
A teacher says, "What comes before 47?" Quiet kid: "AK!"
This morning, I was in the kitchen, and I saw a whole bunch of leftover brownies made from scratch. I just tasted one and spit it out because somebody put some goddamn weed in them, what the fuck!
What did the beach say when the tide came in?
"Long time no sea."
Memes
What you think about my sudoku record? Evil sudoku, no notes, no hints!
What kind of instrument is always having to go potty?
A pee-ano/piano.
What's a rock band that has four men that don't sing?
Mount Rushmore.
What do you call a girl with one leg? Ilean.
Your classmate: You're so ugly.
Me: That's what your mom said when she had you and called you a mistake.
I was having a party in my basement, and my friend asked me what that bag covered in blood was for. I said, "Oh, that's the bag I catch the children with to torture them in this basement."
What goes up but never past the digits 15?
A Make-A-Wish kid...
What is the difference between a tree and "walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk home"?
Was your birthday?
What is yellow and brings kids to school every day?
What did the banana say to his neighbor? Yellow!
What is the difference between a tree and "walk walk" home from a tree house? š
What do you call a cow with no leg?
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
What's bad? A nut allergy.
What animal can not be trusted?
A lion š¦.
What do squats eat? Numbers.