Whats jokes

What is the fastest cake in the world?

Scone.

What goes up but never comes down?

Water in Australia.

What do you get when you cross an atheist an insomniac?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.

If you're ever bored, just slap an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

What’s an orphan's favorite game?

Catch.

What was I saying again?

Q: What did the DNA say to the other DNA?

A: Do these genes make my butt look fat? 💩

You can get into a fight with an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

What’s the difference between your mum and your nan?

Your nan's a GILF!

What is the difference between you and my dad?

Nothing.

What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a train? The train will touch me.

What's the difference between 5 cocks and a joke? I can't take a joke.

What kind of star will come out in the daytime?

A starfish! 🐟🐠🐡🦐🦞🦀🦑🐙🦂

What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?

Kids won't eat the broccoli.

What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?

A dino-snore!

What do you call a train that stalls?

The little engine that couldn't!

What is the smallest room in the world?

A mushroom.

Did you know what my grandpa wanted for Christmas? A new ass because his one has a crack on it.

What do inner city schools and databases have in common?

Their problems are usually caused by a race condition.

What did the skeleton say to Shrek?

"Jump on me. I can have two layers of skin too."