What do you call a bird with no wings?
Answer: A FLAP.
Whats Jokes
What did the Cheetah say to the Lion?
"I'm a Cheetah!"
What do gum and guns have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend all of a sudden.
Question: What is the difference between a morbid joke and a dark joke?
Answer: One is 10 babies in a trash can; the other is a baby in 10 trash cans.
What did the no head man say?
"Haha!"
What do you call a modern-day plague doctor? A COVID doctor.
What do you call Link when he is hurt?
A link to the cast.
What happens when the orphan at school gets sent home?
What do you call a black person?
Dark humor.
What did the pirate say when he turned 80?
"Aye, matey."
What do you call a malignant cell in Paris?
A Royale with cancer.
What's the difference between a dump truck of dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't own a Ferrari.
Q: A mom had 5 children: January, February, March, April. What is the name of the fifth child?
A: What.
What’s the difference between a penis and a golf ball?
A penis always goes in the hole.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite drug?
Battery acid.
What did the orphans do when the bombs drop?
They said, "Allahu Akbar."
Want to hear a pizza joke?
Never mind, it’s too cheesy.
What do you do when your sister asks you “Why are you sad?”
Reply back with “Because you were born.”
What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
A cat has claws at the end of paws; a comma is a pause at the end of a clause.
Why are there no women in the NFL?
Commissioner Roger Goodell firmly believes in equal opportunity, so the girl tries out. Then, if she makes the team, we gangbang her to death. I mean, could you imagine what a scary birch she'd have to be?
