Whats jokes
What did the O say to the O? "O hi O!" (Ohio)
What’s an orphan’s favorite snake, self raising flour?
Why is black mystery not an Airheads flavor? Because we already know what happened to them. *shot fires*
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?
"I don’t have a mama."
ur face
Q: What do you call two nuns watching television?
A: Not very interesting.
What war game can the French win? None, they are always losing.
What kind of flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising.
What did the mother cheetah say to her cub?
"Go to bed or I'll slap your spots off you!"
If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Hide and seek.
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suasied Squid.
Girlfriend: Babe, what do you think of our love?
Me: Look at the stars in the sky.
Girlfriend: Aww... it’s infinity, right?
Me: No, it’s a waste of time.
Girlfriend: I’m breaking up with you.
Me: Whatever, when I take out the trash, I think of you.
What do you name a family reunion of an orphan?
"Me time."
What do orphans and deaf people have in common?
They can't hear their parents.
Jamal had 75 candy bars. He ate 65. What does he have now?
Diabetes.
Did you hear they just took Biden to the hospital?
No, what happened?
He couldn’t stop pootin!
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and The Statue Of Liberty? The Statue of Liberty stands for something! 😂
What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.
What would a gay man do for free that a heterosexual woman that is a whore won't do for $50.00 for a heterosexual man?
Suck his balls.