Whats jokes
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a kid?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a bad joke?
A bad Noah!
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What is the difference between you and my dad?
Nothing.
What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a train? The train will touch me.
What goes up but never comes down?
Water in Australia.
Memes
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What's the difference between 5 cocks and a joke? I can't take a joke.
What do you get when you cross an atheist an insomniac?
Someone who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
His left shoulder.
What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing. They just waved.
Did you sea what I did there?
What do you call a broken chicken?
A broken chicken.
What do you say when your friend has an ankle sprain?
"Damn bro, you got an ankle spring!"
"hvhuhdsjcjdsijdskdsivhdsvhsjdvnsjdvdshvgdshgsdhfgh" That's what my friend said when he gave an EpiPen. I don't know why, though.
What do you call a cow with no leg?
If an orphan were to get a takeaway, what’s the home address?
What's the difference between a baby and a pizza?
One does not crow when you put it in an oven.
What animal can not be trusted?
A lion 🦁.
What do squats eat? Numbers.
What is the fastest cake in the world?
Scone.
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Catch.
What was I saying again?