Whats jokes
What do Africans eat for breakfast?
E-bola Cornflakes.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One actually gets picked.
What's tree + tree?
Sticks! (Three + three = six)
What do you call a flat emo?
Cutting board.
Asian kid: I’m not a doctor, and I’m not good at math.
Me: That’s what I call an orphan!
What do orphans and deaf people have in common?
They can't hear their parents.
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suasied Squid.
What is an Emo's favorite movie?
"Suicide Squad."
Jamal had 75 candy bars. He ate 65. What does he have now?
Diabetes.
What is the difference between the subway guy and a priest?
The subway guy didn’t get away with it...
What's a cow's favorite thing?
A mooooovie.
What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?
If you throw them, they both will never come back.
What's the difference between broccoli and a booger?
Kids won't eat broccoli.
What did Sushi 'A' say to Sushi 'B'?
- Wassaaaa....B!
What nut is broken? A silly nut!
What did the Joker say to Harley Quinn?
Nothing.
What kind of bear has no teeth?
A gummy bear.
What do you call James, James?
What's a bull's favorite body part?
An eye-BULL!
What do you call a bunch of llamas?
Alpaca llama.