Whats jokes
What's a witch's favorite subject?
What did the cow say to the other cow?
Moo you fine.
What's a boxer's favorite drink? A punch. 🥤🥤
If you're ever bored, just slap an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What do you get when you add 5 + 2 + 3 + 2 + 200 + 10?
Completely confuse you!
Once I told an abortion joke and this woman was like, "I've had an abortion, that's offensive." And I was like, "I just tell jokes, I think what you do is much worse."
What’s the difference between a barcode and Rachel Sutherland’s wrist?
Nothing, they both get scanned for a fresh new pack of razor blades.
What does grass and Rachel Sutherland’s wrists have in common: nothing, they both get cut.
What do kids play when they can't play with a phone?
Bored games.
What did an orange say the day before going to work?
"Back to the rind!"
What’s green and orange and sits at the bottom of the swimming pool?
A baby with burst armbands.
What did 1 pay with at the store? A 1/4 ;)
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She gagged!
Q) What do you call Iron Man when he can't swim?
A) Robert Drowney Jr.
You know what pun is used for "waist?"
Nothing. You'll find nothing.
It's just a waste of time.
Think of your favorite singer. Now, go ask someone what is your favorite singer. My favorite singer is Halsey, BTS. Now think about your least fave, mine is Oil London 😵. This is my home now.
1. What rhymes with "oil"? Put it in da chat. Bye weird people!
What is black and white and red all over? An exploding zebra!
What did the boy say to his brother at chemistry class?
"Hey BrO!"
What did the people do to the deceased after tests?
They bari-um.
What's an Asian orphan's surname? No Pham.