Whats jokes
What's yellow but can't swim?
A bus full of children.
What's yellow but can't swim?
A bus full of children.
What’s the difference between Jesus and Maddie McCann?
One had the last supper.
What did the chicken say when he saw a human running around uncontrollably?
"It's running around like a chicken with its head cut off!"
What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?
Unlike the porcupine, the pricks are on the inside.
What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? Unlike the porcupine, the pricks are on the inside.
What did Michael Jackson say?
Nothing, he's dead.
What’s a gay person’s favorite book?
The dictionary.
Me: If a skinny person goes skinny dipping, then what do fat people do?
My friend: Chunky dunks.
What is the difference between me and a knife?
The knife has a point.
You know what you could use? An orphan as a punching bag.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Q: What do you call America in a year? A: A wasteland.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
What is the difference between a cow and me?
Nothing.
What can hold anything on the moon? A crater.
What's worse than having ants in your pants?
Uncles.
What type of cake can orphans not have?
Homemade.
What do you call a bunch of microcephalics in a swimming pool?
Vegetable soup.
What did one ghost say to another ghost?
"You're boo-tiful!"
My mom told me to get dressed, and I said, "For what? Are we going to the rodeo?"