Whats jokes
What did Mrs. Hotdog join after Mr. Hotdog joined LGBBQ+? The LGBBQ++ premium.
What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over?
Rainbow road.
What’s a rapper’s favorite EXERCISE?
Flexin’.
What do you call lesbian sex during their period?
A blood transfusion.
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.
What’s a fun game to play during a pride parade?
Capture the flag.
What's the LGBTQ+'s favorite cereal?
Fruity Pebbles.
What’s another term for a lesbian?
A vagetarian.
What do LGBTQ folk and folk with scoliosis have in common?
None of them are straight.
What do you call an LGBTQ+ plane?
A biplane.
What do the initials UAW stand for?
United Awesome Whores.
What say the child to the man? Shalom.
Man come later give the child: "Here, what you asked for!"
Child: "No, sir! I say Shabbat Shalom. I not ask for salmon!"
Man: "It may be the coin in me ear, hard to hear."
What do you call yourself when you fist a midget?
A ventriloquist.
What did one slave owner say to the other slave owner when he couldn’t find his slave?
Don’t worry, I’ll rope him in.
What do you call it when a gay guy farts?
An abortion.
What did the Pokémon say after having sex?
"My ball was sore!"
What do you call a house party for slaves?
An auction house.
What the can say to the tomato?
Tomato tomato potato potato find twelve recipe for the both 👍🏾
I put on ingredient sticker read for tasting good.
Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher: What?
Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.
Teacher: Why water?
Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
What instrument do skeletons play?
The Trombone!