Whats jokes
What is the most common crime in Asia?
Identity fraud.
What’s the similarities between a pillow and your mom?
They’re both in my bed.
What's the difference between a Nazi and an onion? If you cut a Nazi, nobody is crying.
I asked my friend what happened to him?
His balance shifted.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
Dude, what if 9/11 happened because they wanted slavery back?
What were the emo kid's pronouns?
Was/were.
What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.
What is the number one song played in Columbine High? Smells Like Teen Spirit.
What's the difference between Kelly Clarkson and a Florida real estate agent?
A Florida real estate agent screws over seniors, Kelly Clarkson screws little children.
What's the difference between a Palestinian and a redneck?
At least the redneck was drunk when he married his cousin.
What’s the difference between rape and marriage?
With marriage, you get to keep the screaming woman.
What do you call a kid laying down in the classroom? Kill confirmed.
What do you call three kids laying down in the classroom? Kill streak.
What’s the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?
Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.
What’s one thing Obama proved during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he’s still going to have the cops on his back.
What's the best way to catch a fish? Ask someone to throw it to you.
What are the last two words you say after sex before going to sleep?
"Goodnight, Mom!"
What has 4 hairy legs and fucks my sister?
Me & my dad!
What do you call a space Muslim?
A Tusken Raider.
What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels?
Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.