Whats jokes
What do a condom and a gun have in common? You should never use either one of them.
What happens when you make an asían girl squirt?
She charges you 10 cents for extra sauce.
What do you say to your customer at a popsicle stand when he asks for the price?
Dollar a pop!
Get it?
What song does an orphan hate?
"We Are Family."
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked. Lel. I hope you guys like this joke.
What song does an orphan hate?...
"I'm so lonely."
What do you call a bird with no wings?
A no flyer.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair coming out of a building on fire? Hot wheels.
What TV shows do orphans not like?
"Family Guy."
What’s a selfie of an orphan called?
Family picture.
What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They're both meat substitutes.
What do you call a man who can fly? A flying man.
Little Johnny and his dad were going to buy a horse.
Dad: Rubbing on the horse’s chest and butt.
Little Johnny: What are you doing?
Dad: Checking to see if the horse is healthy so I can buy it.
Little Johnny: Oh well, I think the mall man wants to buy mom.
What is a doe called with no legs?
•" No legged deer."
What do you call a deer with no ears?
•" No eared deer."
What do you call a deer with no eye?
•" No eye deer."
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What do you call a food fight that's been going on for years?
A war of nutrition.
What is red and looks like a zebra?
My arm. Hehhehehehe UwU
Hey, what is the difference between a painting and a wife?
Only the wife was hung up.
What does the penis say to the condom? "Cover me I'm going inside."
What does a cannibal call people in water?
Sea food.
What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs? Nice boobs!