Whats jokes
What did the orphan say to the house? Can I live here?
What can happen if you bring a hooker into a stranger's house? He will ask you, "Really, are you nuts?"
What will happen if someone kicks you right in the balls?
You will be like, "Ow, my nuts!"
What are you willing to write in your notebook? These nuts.
What can you tell [as] a difference between [a] man and a woman [in a] relationship?
Both of them are just full of shit.
What is wrong with having chocolate for dessert? It tastes like shit, and I hate it.
What is big, black, and hairy? It's a gorilla with a machine gun.
A young orphan boy goes to school for the first time. A bigger boy comes and punches him. He says, "What are you gonna do, cry to your mommy?" The boy cries.
Next morning, he wakes up and comes to school. The same thing happens, but the older boy brings his friends. This time, after he says, "You gonna tell your mom?", the little boy says, "Yes, I will tell them that there is company coming over."
If you're ever bored, just rape an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents!
Hahaha come on people, they don't have parents, we can do what we like with them...
Rape...hurt...and sell them!
What do you say to a bully?
I might not be perfect, but at least I'm not you!
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid sitting on his lap?
"Just beat it."
What do Michelangelo and Hitler have in common?
They both used their brain to paint the ceiling.
When you are sleeping in class and the shooter sees you, then they wake you up and say, "Let’s team up," like, what the f*ck?
What does an orphan and a banana have in common? They both get split up.
What mountain do runners race on?
Mount Rushmore.
What do cake and baseball have in common?
Both need batters.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
You can unscrew a light bulb.
What's the difference between an orphan's life and a knife?
A knife has a point.
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
What do you call the worst feeling ever?
Drinking Big before Mini. :)