Whats jokes
What's the difference between a guy and a woman? They fall from different heights.
Little Johnny's sister, Suzy, sees her mom in the shower and asks, "What is that between your legs?" Her mom responds, "That is my garage." The next day, Suzy sees her dad in the shower and says, "What is that between your legs?" Her dad answers, "It is a motorcycle that gets parked in mommy's garage." The next day, Suzy came to dinner with blood all over her hands. Her mom asks, "Why is there blood all over your hands, Suzy?" Suzy says, "Well... little Johnny tried to put his motorcycle in my garage, so I ripped its wheels off."
What do you call a man with no hands? Clapless.
What's the motto for a pizza place that's also an abortion clinic: Your loss is our sauce.
What goes up stairs but doesn't move? Stairs! Laugh now!
What do you call cancers? Loyal, protective, and caring.
What did the walrus say when they lost the remote?
"Walrus the remote!"
Good night, sleep tight, wake up bright in the morning light, to do what's right, with all your might.
What does a kite and a criminal have in common?
They both get high.
What’s red and very rare?
A baby in a blender.
What's the difference between a rock and a woman?
The flat ones get skipped.
What's red and shaped like a bucket?
Trisha Paytas
What do you call a group of chubby trans-genders?
Trans-fats.
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi.
What spooky creature has children?
Mummies.
What happens when skeletons score points in a game?
They get a bone-us.
What instruments do skeletons like to play?
Trombones.
What's the best time to hang out with an Indian? When your nose is clogged.
What happened to the leper when he accidentally walked into the screen door?
He strained himself.
What did one squirrel say to the other? "Do you have any nuts?"