What's gassy and as cold as ice? Uranus.
Whats Jokes
What planet is related to planet butts? Uranus.
What do you call one baby in ten trashcans?
Chopped Junior!
What's 12 inches long, red, and when I force feed it to my wife, she cries?
Her miscarriage.
What do you call a lost Indian woman? Ms. Singh.
Q. What is the most endangered creature in India?
A. The baby girl.
Q: What’s a koala's face song? A: Never gonna give you up BECAUSE it hangs on the tree and the person is the tree?
What's yellow but can't swim?
A bus full of children.
What's yellow but can't swim?
A bus full of children.
What’s the difference between Jesus and Maddie McCann?
One had the last supper.
What did the chicken say when he saw a human running around uncontrollably?
"It's running around like a chicken with its head cut off!"
What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?
Unlike the porcupine, the pricks are on the inside.
What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? Unlike the porcupine, the pricks are on the inside.
What did Michael Jackson say?
Nothing, he's dead.
What’s a gay person’s favorite book?
The dictionary.
Me: If a skinny person goes skinny dipping, then what do fat people do?
My friend: Chunky dunks.
What is the difference between me and a knife?
The knife has a point.
You know what you could use? An orphan as a punching bag.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Q: What do you call America in a year? A: A wasteland.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
