Whats jokes
I gave an orphan 5 dollars and I said, "Spend it on a candy bar." I came back 5 minutes later and he didn't have a candy bar. So I look over and I see that he has a piggy bank that has 40 dollars and I said, "Where did you get that?" He said, "For being homeless," and I said, "What are you going to spend it on?" He looked at me and said, "I'm going to pay money for a mother."
When the school shooter gets killed and everyone is cheering, but you walk toward his gun; "I will finish what you started."
I asked my orphan friend to come to my house. He said he was confused because he didn't know what that is.
What did Santa Claus get Paris Hilton for Christmas?
He raped her.
Robber 1: *gets shot in ass*
Robber 2: You have to shit in a bag for life lol.
Robber 1: What, the Tesco or Asda one?
What's the difference between twin towers and McDonald's?
One had a drive thru and the other had a fly thru.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What do you do when an orphan is taking a photo?
Yell "FAMILY PICTURES!"
What did the bee say to the flower?
"Hey bud! When do you open?"
What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms and no legs?
Matt!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef! (aka dinner)
What do you give a dog with a fever?
Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog!
What did one ghost say to the other?
"Get a life!"
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?
A crab apple!
Mom said drugs are my enemies. God said love your enemies. What do I tell her?
What do you call a cow that lives in Africa? Moo-fasa!
What do you call an orphan in Alabama?
A virgin.
Julie: What's the difference between a chimp and a pizza?
John: I don't know.
Julie: Remind me not to send you to the store...
What do cats have for breakfast?
Mice crispies.