Whats jokes
What is big, black, and hairy? It's a gorilla with a machine gun.
A young orphan boy goes to school for the first time. A bigger boy comes and punches him. He says, "What are you gonna do, cry to your mommy?" The boy cries.
Next morning, he wakes up and comes to school. The same thing happens, but the older boy brings his friends. This time, after he says, "You gonna tell your mom?", the little boy says, "Yes, I will tell them that there is company coming over."
If you're ever bored, just rape an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents!
Hahaha come on people, they don't have parents, we can do what we like with them...
Rape...hurt...and sell them!
What do you say to a bully?
I might not be perfect, but at least I'm not you!
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid sitting on his lap?
"Just beat it."
What do Michelangelo and Hitler have in common?
They both used their brain to paint the ceiling.
When you are sleeping in class and the shooter sees you, then they wake you up and say, "Let’s team up," like, what the f*ck?
What does an orphan and a banana have in common? They both get split up.
What mountain do runners race on?
Mount Rushmore.
What do cake and baseball have in common?
Both need batters.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
You can unscrew a light bulb.
What's the difference between an orphan's life and a knife?
A knife has a point.
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
What do you call the worst feeling ever?
Drinking Big before Mini. :)
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Hey, Kenya, what is your favorite song?
"Lonely."
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple has a family tree.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9. So what was 10 scared of? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
What does NASA stand for? 🍝🧇🍝🧇🍝
What do a gynecologist and deaf people have in common? They both read lips.