Whats jokes
What's 9 + 10? 21.
What's 9 - 10? 21?
What do you call an army of autistic people with guns?
Special forces.
What do cows use for math? A cow-culator 😏
What did the spaghetti say to the sauce? Pasta la vista!
Kid: Dad, what is it like to be drunk?
Dad: You see those two trees over there? If you were drunk, you would see four.
Kid: Dad, there is only one tree.
What is a blind person's favorite color?
Black.
What is an orphan's favorite store? Home Depot.
Do you know what you call a bunch of depressed kids?
"Suicide Squad!"
You wanna know what's the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? "A refrigerator doesn't moan when I put my meat in it."
What flies around the school at night?
Alpha-bats!
What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?
A slipper.
What’s the German word for BRA? Keep two from floppin'.
What do queer guys call hemorrhoids? Speed bumps!
What does 2016 and 2020 have in common?
A monkey caused worldwide outrage.
What do you call that big, useless piece of skin attached to the outside of a vagina?
A woman.
What do you call a German lesbian?
A krautmuncher.
What’s blue and comes in brownies?
Cub Scouts.
What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's?
They both like to slide their meat between 10 year old buns.
What do you get when you cross a deer and a pickle?
A dildo.
What comes up on small oceans? Microwaves.