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What happened to the depressed kid who tried to high five a tree?
Answer: He was left there hanging.
Question: What happened to the depressed kid who tried to high five a tree?
Answer: He was left hanging.
"Prince, why that girl, not me! What about me!!!!!!!"
What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?
I don't know, I'm just the drone pilot.
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, go tell their parents?
Tj if you don't stop trying to ruin Gwen and Prince's relationship then I will scream!!!!!!!!!!
It's some dumb faker and what point of she just wants to be your friend do not understand!
One day in class, little Johnny was mucking around, not listening to the teacher. After 5 minutes, the teacher caught him, finished what she was saying, and said, "Little Johnny, if you weren’t listening, what was the last thing I said?" And little Johnny replied back, "You said, 'What was the last thing I said?'"
What do an orphan's parents and the Predator have in common?
They are both invisible.
Comment anything if you like what you saw with Gwen in her bra!
What is the definition of clapped?
Ur mum when I am in her bed.
Little Johnny walks in on his mom taking a shower and slips and falls under her, and he says, "What's that, Mama?" She says, "That's just an old bear." He says, "He's a mean bear." She says, "Why's that?" He says, "He's got blood in on eye and shit in the other."
What do you call a dinosaur with a cowboy hat and cowboy boots?
A Tyrannosaurus Tex.
What do kids and drugs have in common? I sell both of them.
What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop.
If you wanna get fat, what's the quickest way to do it?
Eat two jars of mayo each day, and in about a month, your scale will have your phone number!
What happens when a cow masturbates?
Beef jerky.
What's a benefit of being an orphan? The chips always come in a family size :)
What do orphans call a family photo? A selfie.
"My sister said she was the only smart one in the class."
"What about the teacher you learn *from*?"
What did the left butt cheek say to the right butt cheek? "Together we can stop this shit!"
A couple has sex in the dark every single night.
One night, the wife gets curious about what goes on, so they start f...ing, and she flicks the light on. When she flicks the light on, she catches him with a dildo playing with her pussy. She's so mad that she started ranting and raving. The husband says, "Honey, I know you're mad, and I'll explain the toy. Just do me one favor: explain the children."