What do you call a fat Mexican rat?
Rasmus.
Whats Jokes
What's an orphan's favorite football game?? The homecoming.
What is it called when an orphan takes a family photo?
A selfie.
What movie does an orphan want for Christmas? "Spiderman: Homecoming";)
What's the sound that dwarfs make when they have sex?
Broken plates.
What do rednecks and deaf people have in common?
Don’t care wtf you say or listen to shit you say😂
What's a kidnapper's favorite White Vans?
When it comes to bears, of course they always give bear hugs, well what do you call them when they aren't hugging right?
Just barely hugging you! Lol.
A group of Astronauts, a Mechanic, a Pilot, & a Communications operator are on a very important mission to Mars when one of their solar panels gets grazed by a meteorite.
And so the Astronauts quickly assemble in the hull to wait for orders from the ground. Once the Communications operator turned on coms, their man on the ground told the Pilot to continue their course & to send the Mechanic out to fix the problem. As the Mechanic worked on finishing repairing the solar panel, the Pilot & Communications operator told each other dark jokes when out of nowhere a meteorite field appeared! The Ground operator frighteningly shouted "Get him back in the ship!" to the Communications operator. "Chill out, he'll be fine," The Pilot assured him. "Get him the hell out of there, that's an order!" The Ground operator argued. Then thirty seconds later the Communications operator came back from the air shoot & asked, "Now what?"
What do you call two Mexicans fighting? Juan on Juan.
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus.
What's a kind of cat that lives in the water? Octopus.
What is the difference between an American and a computer?
An American doesn’t have trouble shooting.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What did the rooster say to the hen? Goodbye.
I was at a funeral and told a joke, and my sister said, "I'm dead." So I said, "That's what she said."
Boy: *scares girl*
Girl: "Gosh, you scared me, Jesus!"
Jesus: *Arrives out of nowhere and said, "What is it, human? I got work to do."*
Girl: What work?
Jesus: "Coming out of nowhere when people say 'Jesus.'"
What starts with "N" and ends with "G"?
Nothing.
GBM when he sees Soph (gets a boner) and has sex with Soph but realizes he forgot to put on a condom. Soph: "This is why Arsenal fans are so deluded and retarded."
Normal Fans after they lose the game: Good game, you guys played really well. GBM: "BRO REF WHAT THE BLOODY HELL YOU DELUDED ASS RETARD, OMFG WE LOST BECAUSE OF THIS REF!"
Adapt: Hey Adapt, did you know you're smart? Smart for being retarded. Yo Adapt!! You're so stupid that you gave me your Roblox account info and you said thanks about it!!
Barca fans after the LFC vs Barca game: We bottled it, damn it, we'll win the Copa Del Rey tho. Commie after the LFC vs Barca game: "YOU NEVER WALK ALONEEEEEEEEEE" Normal People: I support only 1 team. Commie: I support Barca, LFC, and AEK!! And I'm the biggest plastic in the server!!
What's worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree?..
1 baby nailed to 10 trees.
