Whats jokes
What instruments do skeletons like to play?
Trombones.
What's the best time to hang out with an Indian? When your nose is clogged.
What happened to the leper when he accidentally walked into the screen door?
He strained himself.
What did one squirrel say to the other? "Do you have any nuts?"
What does a kid say to an orphan, "Where are your parents?"\n\n"I don’t have parents. Where are yours? Are you an orphan like me? I hope not!"
What talks high pitched and can't fly?
A gay man in Iran.
What do orphans and Trump supporters have in common?
No one likes them.
Q: What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?
A: AIDS.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What does BLM stand for?
Biden loves millennials.
A girl asked, "Can I have some nuts too?"
Boy: "Sure, what ones ;)"
What do you call 2 homeless people throwing rocks at each other? "Pillow Fight!"
I remember when I was at a funeral at the age of 6. I was with my grandma and asked, "Grandma, Grandma, why is that man in a box?"
And she says, "He's in a better place now." I look at her confused and ask, "What kind of box did he live in before?! How is this box better than the last one?! It's just a box!"
And to this day I am still not allowed to go to funerals.
What do U.S. airstrikes and dark humor have in common?
They're normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East.
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White Vans.
What did the orphan say to the house? Can I live here?
What can happen if you bring a hooker into a stranger's house? He will ask you, "Really, are you nuts?"
What will happen if someone kicks you right in the balls?
You will be like, "Ow, my nuts!"
What are you willing to write in your notebook? These nuts.
What can you tell [as] a difference between [a] man and a woman [in a] relationship?
Both of them are just full of shit.