Whats Jokes

What is the continent that ALWAYS sleeps and sleeps and sleeps and that is so tired that it won’t wake up? Eur-ope.

What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?

RC-XD incoming.

What do you get when you cross a German and a Mexican? A “BeanerSchnitzel”!

What do you call an orphan at a construction site?

Child labor.

What do you call the penises of gay men that are in wheelchairs?

Meals on wheels 😋😍🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭

What is one thing that a physicality handicapped gay man can do better than a heterosexual female or a bisexual female that are not born physicality handicapped? Know how to perform fellatio on a man that has a very long and thick and very large dick.

What can a physically handicapped ♿ gay man 👬 do on his own very well 👏 without being taught how to do?

Perform fellatio on gay men.

What is it that a 🤔 😳 👀 😕 physicality handicapped ♿ male prostitute can do on his own very well without getting any help from his male friends that are gay like himself?

Perform fellatio on a 👨 👨 👬 gay man.

What does a man and a gay prostitute have in common with a physically handicapped bisexual man? All three of them are very good at sucking your dick.

What is anonymous 🤔 oral masturbation? the politically correct word for anonymous gay fellatio from a 🕳 glory hole inside a 📖 adult book store

I was anonymous with the previous jokes. I will now go by "I can fly! *falls*."

What's black and white and red all over? A mime I hit with my car.

I was invited into a celebrity's house, that's what I told the cops at least...

What happens to Mary Poppins when the wind dies down?

*Mary Poppins seen falling in background*

What is not the definition of prostitution?

A dumb blonde that got money for babysitting. Does it cycle now?

What is a threesome?

1 + 1 = 3

Quiet kid: "I'm home!"

Parents: "What did you learn at school today?"

Quiet kid: "I've learned that I've had enough!"

Last night I had the strangest dream!

I sailed away to China!

And I caught the coronavirus!

You said you needed to wash your hands!

Didn't want no one else to touch you! What does that mean?!

And you said!!

Ain't nothing gonna break my lungs 😤!

Ain't no way of slowing Covid down!

Oh no I've got to keep on coughing!!!

Comment on this if you are somewhat like me: depressed, single, gay, and act like you're not burning inside.

You know what I hate about rape?

Keeping it a secret.

What do dead babies and fruit have in common? Both can become smoothies with the help of a blender!