Whats jokes
What question can you never answer yes to?
Answer: Are you asleep yet?
What did the steak say to the other steak?
What do a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common? They both carry vegetables.
What gets wetter as it dries?
A towel!
What is an orphan's family portrait called?
A self-portrait.
What is the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
140 calories.
What did the orphan say when his mum asked, "What do you want for dinner?"
He replied, " "
What do you give a sick lemon?
Lemon-aid.
Llama: Hey sheep, let's play cards.
Sheep: Llama, fuck off!!
Llama: What's your damn problem?
Sheep: Nothing, I'm just having a Baahd day, okay dick head?
What do you call a train that carries bubblegum?
Chew-chew train! Hee hee!
What has a tail, a head, but no body?
A coin.
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, you're in my sun (son)."
Jim: My grandpa fought in the army during World War Two. He was an officer.
Me: Cool, what rank of officer?
Jim: SS.
Me:...
What do you call a skeleton's erection?
A boner.
What do people have a shot at when it comes to love? Shooting them in the heart.
What do you (anyone) and a joke not have in common?
Jokes have meanings.
What do babies and grenades have in common? They both make noise when you throw them.
What do you call a group of depressed teenagers? The Suicide Squad.
What's a whale's favorite James Bond movie? "License to Krill."
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.