Whats Jokes

What is the state of California best for? Screwing everything up!

What is the state of Florida for? Rednecks for days!

What is the state of Texas for? Guns!

What is the state of Utah for? Mormons and Pligs baby! (I hate all of the religious stuff!)

What is the state of Idaho for? Calling other people Ho's, mostly!

What is the state of Nevada for? Ever heard of gambling?

What is the state of Delaware for? Literally anything that isn't exciting!

What is the state of New York for? In my state of mind, it's a song! (If you don't get this one, look up the song of New York State of Mind)

What Spider-Man movie does an orphan like? Homecoming.

What did the priest say to the Muslim? Wazza!

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song??

Rollin' and Controllin'.

What's the difference between a girl and a toy? There is no difference because you play with both anyway.

What do you call 6 gay men going to war?

Rainbow 6 Siege.

What, I am an autist..... Villads?

What do suicidal people and apples have in common?

They both hang from trees.

What did the ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean? Answer: Nothing, they just waved.

What do Hostess Twinkies and the cock of a gay man have in common?

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What do you call a gay man that is not a vegetarian?

A cocksucker.

What do physically handicapped gay men do after they are done belching? They wipe their mouths on their light blue handkerchiefs after they are done sucking cocks.

There were once these two twins. One twin, no matter what happened, was always pissed off, while the other one was always happy.

This baffled scientists, so they ran an experiment on the twins to figure out what was happening. They took the angry one and left him in a room with all of the latest technology and the most expensive toys and left him overnight. When they came back, he was still grumpy. When they asked him why, he said, "None of these are actually mine, and you left me in here all night, so I'm angry!"

His explanation was reasonable, so they ran another experiment on the other kid. This time, they left him overnight in a room that was literally just filled with horse shit. When they came back to check on him the next morning, he was still smiling. When they asked him why, he said, "With all of this horse crap, there has to be a pony in here somewhere!"

A girl was going through some really bad health issues at her house. It got so bad that she had to be rushed to the hospital.

Her husband found out about this after work and went to check on her. When he got there, the desk lady immediately pointed down the hall to a doctor. The guy walked up to the doctor, "Are you the one taking care of my wife?" The doctor glanced away from his papers, "Yes, that would be me, but I am afraid that she is in very bad condition. I have bad news and good news. The bad news is that she will have to be wheeled around in a wheelchair. Also, she can't eat normally. Taking care of her will become very hard. Basically, it will be like taking care of a big baby." Shocked, the guy says, "Wait, if that's the bad news, than what is the good news?" The doctor goes, "I'm just kidding with you, she died!"

What do you call an epileptic in a lettuce field?

Seizure salad.

drew here freshfry you are almost deadfry! I forgive you, just don't do it again. You know what I am talking about!

What is the best thing about being an orphan?

All bags of chips are family-sized!

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What is the country that is always in a rush? Russia.