Whats jokes
Q: What do Olympians make bad DJs?
A: They keep breaking records!
Q. What movie represents an orphan's life?
A. Spiderman: No Way Home.
What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Home made cookies ;)
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and the other one is just a watermelon.
What do you call a fake noodle? Impasta.
What is large, grey, and it doesn't matter? An Irrelephant! Hahahahahahahahaha! Hahaha!
What is long, hard, and has cum in it?
A cucumber.
What's the artist imagine something?
Imagine Dragons!
Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw them down the stairs and see what noise they make! WA WA WAAAAAAAAAAAA!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
What did Satin say to God??
"Bitch, what the fuck you looking at?"
What's the one thing that you don't have but celebrities do?
Lots of fans.
What's the best part about a dead prostitute?
The second hour is free.
My girlfriend's dog died, so I got her a new one in replacement, and she went off on me and yelled,
"What am I supposed to do with 2 dead dogs in my house?!"
What do Evil Knievel and Michael Jackson have in common? Both have skidmarks on their helmets.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
There was a magician on board the Titanic and said that he could make anything disappear.
Once the ship had gone down one of the passengers said to him, "Go on, so what did you do with the ship then?"
When you suffer from depression and somebody tells you to just cheer up-- Me: My goodness, what an idea! Why didn't I think of this before?
What does a nosey pepper do?
It gets jalapeño business!
What does Michael Jackson and a lion have in common?
They're both predators.