Whats jokes
So, a kid is taking a test, and the paper says, "In a pink bungalow, there's a pink fridge, a pink bed, a pink TV, and a pink cat. What color are the stairs?"
So the kid answers pink, like the idiot he is.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome trying to beat Minecraft?
“A sped runner.”
What do Hiroshima and Nagasaki share in common with balls?
They both drop.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
What happened when the emo kid tried to high 5 a tree?
It left him hanging.
What's the difference between a pregnant one and a light bulb?
One you can unscrew.
What do JFK’s killer and a prostitute have in common?
“They both blow heads.”
What's sticky and brown? A stick!
What's the easiest way to get straight A's? Use a ruler.
What do you call a pile of kittens? A meowntain.
What do you call nuts on a chin?
My penis in your mouth.
What sport are Mexicans the best at?
Cross country.
What do you call it when two Mexicans fight?
Juan on Juan.
What is another name for a serial rapist? Short dress enthusiast.
What does an Irish bowler put in his hands to guarantee a wicket next ball?
A bat.
What did the spectator miss when going to the toilet?
The entire English innings.
I love telling jokes about orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Q: What did Donald Trump say after America gave him the boot?
A: What am I supposed to do with one boot?
I can't believe what just happened. I was at the bowling alley having a great time with my girlfriend when suddenly a man took all of our bowling pins! I asked him why and he said he needed more tapins to keep his career relevant. I instantly realized it was Penaldo!
What does a child molester and a Catholic priest have in common? They both prey at church.