What do you call a gay dwarf?
Coming out of the cupboard.
Whats Jokes
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no balls?
Still no fucking idea.
What do you call a group of depressed teens?
Suicide Squad.
Normal girl stating her opinion.
My name is Jade Harris. I don’t know if you guys know it, but “rape” jokes are really starting to get sexist and could lead to people getting raped. IT IS MY OPINION PEOPLE DON’T HATE ME! 😡. People are talking about how men are better than women, but men and women are both good. Someone posted about how they hate the media being about women and other bull crap, but fuck it, I hate the media being about both genders. And people sound like fucking rapists here!!! Some boy did story time and then said women are weak and I can rape a women if I feel like it and shit! But no one knows what it feels like to be a women? Only women do. 😠. Women have to have kids with men of course, but it is hard to be a like that. 1. We grow up just the same as men, and men don’t always get judged for dressing except for that stupid pants were we can see your underwear shit, which is pt style. Women are the ones who pay the bills, lose half of there energy and MOST of the time take care of the kids and work for a living men do too. But women get raped and harassed and molested and sexual assaulted/battery/abuse, and when a women wants to dress up how she feels she gets slut shamed for it. So really being a women is harder will being both genders are. Facts!!!
What was wrong with Stephen Hawking? His legs.
What's something the same about a depressed kid and a hanger? They both like to hang.
Myla, what did you do for Father's Day?
Myla: I went to a restaurant.
Timmy, what did you do for Father's Day?
Timmy: I went to a concert.
Olivia, what did you do for Father's Day?
Olivia: Talked to him through an ouija board.
What do Mexicans cut their pizza with? A Little Caesars.
What is Armin Meiwes' ideal date? Dinner.
Son: Dad, what are those two huge balloons on mommy's chest?
Dad: I don't see balloons, but I see boobs. I mean, yes, balloons.
Son: Are you sure they're balloons? Yesterday I heard Uncle Frank trying to get a milk dispenser working.
What is brown and sticky?
The leftovers of the iceberg.
What begins in F and ends in UCK?
Fire truck.
What is Jesus' favorite sport? CrossFit.
What do you call a herd of winning cows?
A topside.
What da dog doin'?
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a can of Spam?
After 6 months in the woods, you'll still eat the can of Spam.
What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?
Both were owned by their own kind.
What's similar between a priest and McDonald's?
They both shove their meat in between 10 year old buns.
What do you get when you put a baby in a box filled with glass and nails and push it down the stairs?
... A boner.
What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?
Jose and Hose B.
