Whats jokes
What do humans and monkeys have in common? They both hang from trees.
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common? They both let little kids sit on their lap.
What's so similar between a pregnant 14 year old and the sperm inside her? They're both thinking, "Oh shit, my mum is gonna kill me!"
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
What do you call being run over by Michael Jackson?
Being hit by... Being struck by... A smooth criminal.
What do emo kids scan at the store? Their wrist.
What game do emo kids love the most? Hangman.
What do you call an orphan that sings a solo?
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo? A selfie.
What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer?
We are both lawyers.
What do you call a bee that produces milk? Booby.
What do you call a door that's a man? A door, man.
What is the part of school with all the autistic people called? Downtown.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo?
A family photo.
What do you not bring to a paparazzi? A balloon.
What does a disabled person want to be when they grow up? A stand-up comedian.
What do you call an emo strip club?
Suicidal Thots.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? About 120 pounds. ;D
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On the school bus, the pricks are on the inside, but on a cactus, the pricks are on the outside.