Whats jokes

What actor does an orphan hate?

Vin Diesel.

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

An apple actually gets picked.

What did one orphan say to the other?

"GET IN THE BATMOBILE, ROBIN!"

What do you call someone who is in an airplane crash who was a 2006 Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes?

Josef Vasicek.

What did Josef Vasicek think before the plane hit the ground?

"Oh shit, is my name still on the Stanley Cup?"

What's the difference between the 44 out of the 45 people who died in the Yaroslavl crash and the nine people who died in the helicopter crash?

Only one was ever famous. Vasicek and Kobe Bryant were the champions.

What did Kobe Bryant and Josef Vanicek have in common?

They both won a trophy at least once, Vanicek a 1x Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes, and they also both crashed and burned in a helicopter or airplane.

What did Pavol Demitra think before the Yaroslavl plane hit the ground?

"Oh shit, did I leave the stove on at home?"

What's the difference between a yellow line and a baby?

You can't run over a yellow line.

What's the difference between orphans and apples?

Apples get picked.

Why are orphans bad at poker?

They don't know what a full house is.

What is an orphan’s favorite game? Adopt me.

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

The apple actually gets picked.

What movie do orphans hate? The Fast and the Furious.

What is a gay school boy's favorite grade?

D+.

What would the main character from Martin Scorsese's Taxi Driver be named if he was a Mexican?

Travis Spick-le.

What's a dumbfuck's favorite condiment to put on his burger?

Re-tarter sauce.

What do you call people who have an Oedipus complex?

Motherfuckers.

"Sir, in court, all your answers must be oral, okay?"

"Ok."

"What town did you grow up in?"

"Oral."

What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?

— Don't ask me. How should I know? I'm just the drone pilot.