Whats jokes
What did the Chinese couple name their retarded baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
What do you call an opener that doesn't work?
A can't opener.
What type of shirt do kangaroos wear? Jumpsuits.
What is something that smells yuck? 🤮
Old bus seats.
What is a tree that does not exist?
A money tree.
What takes knowledge to do and also takes knowledge away?
Looking down the barrel and pulling the trigger. 😂
Why did the fruit punch say "What's sup?"
He was so naughty!
What's the difference between a God and my mom?
My mom exists. I mean... she did at one point! Unlike any "Gods."
What are the four letters you don’t want to hear from a dentist?
I C D K
I can make a word with those: "DICK".
What happens if a boy bumps into a dog?
It’s a bumper team.
- I work with animals.
- Great! What job?
- A butcher.
What did Grant say? "I'm gay."
Why do pedophiles come in last place for every race... because they are always in the back (if you know what I mean)?
What do you call a dipshit?
A Charlie.
What does the woman say to the cannibal at the fashion show?
"Who are you wearing?"
What is an orphan's least liked meal? Family dinner.
Dad: Honey!
Mom: What?
Dad: All of the broken condoms are on the bed.
Mom: WHAT!?
Children: *staring*
What's the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Answer: The mosquito stops sucking if you slap hard enough.
What's the difference between a used condom and the UCP?
The condom was actually useful at one point.
What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Kids turn them on.