Whats jokes
What did the triangle say to the circle? Ur mom.
What's the difference between an apple and a child?
The apple gets picked.
What do Madeline McCann and a submarine have in common?
Both are at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen!
What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?
Fur Traders.
What do lesbians and turtles have in common? They both choke on plastic.
What is the difference between an orphan and a blind kid?
They both can’t see their parents. 😂😂😂😂😂
what's the worst thing to say to an emo?
if you don't succeed the first time, try try try again.
What makes sad people jump? A bridge.
What's after R-P-G?
W.
What's it called when a Black person makes a joke? A joke, you racist.
JK, dark humor.
What starts with “M” and ends with “arriage”?
Miscarriage.
What do you call James Bond when he’s taking a bath?
Bubble 07.
What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?
Are you ready, kids?🤣
What’s the worst thing about being a pedophile?
Fitting it in.
What was Helen Keller's favorite game when she was a kid?
I spy.
What's the difference between me and my pencil sharpeners? Nothing, we're both broken.
What's the difference between my arm and my stomach? My stomach isn't ripped.
what's the difference between my hand and my blade? my hand isn't sharp.
What's Christian and holey?
JFK.
What can you say to make a rape victim feel better?
"It will be over soon."