Do you know what is good about being an orphan?
Every candy bar is family sized.
Whats Jokes
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Happy Family.
What is orange and will soon be wearing prison orange? Trump.
What does one gay guy say to his boyfriend before he leaves for a vacation?
"Need help packing your shit?"
What did the salt say to the vinegar during the sweet and sour dynasty?
"STUPID VINIGGER!"
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
An apple gets picked.
Did you hear they just took Biden to the hospital?
No, what happened?
He couldn’t stop pootin!
What is a monkey with a head?
Son: Dad, what's a morbid joke?
Father: Walk over to a homeless man and throw a rock at him, then you will know.
Son: But Dad, I don't have arms or legs.
Father: Now you know.
What is mad cow disease?
What's the difference between when I opened the window in a car wash and when Kawhi Leonard did it? At least my dad didn't get shot in the eye.
What can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.
What do you call a bank robbery with MrBeast?
A donation team.
What makes Stephen Hawking and your dumped girlfriend similar?
They can't stand up for themselves.
Mom: Let's have an adoption party!
Kid: *cries*
Mom: What's wrong?
Kid: I'M ADOPTED????
What mental disorder do all Mexicans have?
Borderline Personality Disorder.
What do you call a flat emo girl?
A cutting board.
What did the pen say to the pencil?
The pen said, "You're pointy."
"Bully," omg, that girl is so ugly.
"Me," Wait, what...ever.
