Whats jokes
What does an Xbox/PlayStation and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids turn them on.
What's the difference between a boomerang and your dad?
Boomerangs come back.
A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.
The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."
"You should tell your parents," I replied back.
The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.
What's the difference between a trampoline and a child?
You take your shoes off before jumping on the trampoline.
What does an emo do on Halloween? They hang like a decoration.
Say what you want about Hitler, at least he got the trains to run on time.
What do you call a bunch of depressed kids with AK47s?
Suicide squad. 😂😂😂
Your forehead so big, I think that's what Kobe crashed into.
What's cold, blue and makes women cry?
Cot death.
9/11 called for help. What did that get? Nothing.
Why did your dad FUCKING LEAVE YOU? He went to suck balls.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged.
Why do violists smile when they play? Because ignorance is bliss, and they don't know what can't hurt them.
What’s the definition of “perfect pitch?”
Throwing a viola into the dumpster without hitting the rim.
What’s the difference between an onion and a viola?
No one cries when they cut up the viola.
What’s the difference between a violin and a viola?
The viola burns longer.
Do you know Wildee?
What's that?
Will deez nuts fit into your mouth?
Have you learned SoDN in chemistry? It's so hard.
What's SoDN?
Suck on deez nuts.
What's the code thing on Minecraft that decides the world generation?
Seed?
Seedeeznuts!
What do you call a once that's an insect?
A creepy crawly.
What happened when the depressed kid went to give it a high five?
It left him hanging.