Whats jokes
LMAO, what is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other's just a watermelon.
What do you call it when a prostitute pays someone 5 bucks to fuck them?
5 dollar footlongs.
What do you call a dad without a dad joke?
Dead.
What relationship status fits an orphan?
Single.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
what happens when the president turns emo?
the great depression.
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper out of a tree, you know what will hit the floor first? The paper, because the rope will stop the emo.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?!"
What’s the difference between an orphan and a flower?
One is beautiful.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
I saw a little boy sitting on a curb wearing rags.
I said: "Aww, are you an orphan?"
And he responded with "Yeah. What gave me away?"
And I said: "Your parents."
I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it!
I know what you did with your mom last night, the orphan. Nah, jit trippin', you thought I had one?
What show does an orphan hate? Family Feud.
What is a fun game for an emo kid?
Tug-o-war with a tree.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked.
What do you call a photo of an orphan?
A family photo.
I smacked an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What gun can’t you find in Africa?
A water gun.
Rape victim: I want to die.
Man: Hang in there.
Rape victim: That's what I'll do, I'll hang myself.