Whats jokes
My cousin asked me, "What do you think was going through Hitler's mind right before he died?"
I told him, "Probably a bullet."
What do you do if a woman is choking? Pull out a few inches.
Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What's the last thing to go through a fly's head as it hits a car's windshield at 100 mph?
Its ass.
What do both a hooker and a customer have in common? They come onto each other.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?
They both collapsed.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and feminism? The Twin Towers were destroyed by terrorists, while feminism was created by terrorists.
What do you call a black coconut?
A CoonConut.
What's funny about sex? I don't get it!
What's the difference between a gamer and dog poop?
Dog poop touches grass.
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?
Organ harvesting.
What’s the best thing about midgets??
They don’t need to bend while giving blowjobs.
What’s the best thing about a blowjob?
The silence.
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
What is a pedophile’s favorite part about Halloween?
Free delivery.
What do pimps and farmers have in common?
They both need a hoe to stay in business.
"Hey, don’t take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"
"Goodness, that's what Post Malone sounds like?"
"Give me some pre-Malone hip hop any day!"
What’s the only reason Emos drink?
To get hungover.
What is an orphan's least favorite snack?
"Dots HOMESTYLE Pretzels!"