What did the girl say Big Fella27 said, "I love Big Fella 27?"
"Same." HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
Whats Jokes
What flowers do orphans use?...
Self-raising flour.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common: They both can't see their parents.
What’s an emo kid's favorite wood working tool? A chop saw!
What happens when Rick Astley is getting an erection whilst singing "Never Gonna Give You Up"?
You get PRICKrolled.
The kid with a gun walked into my classroom and fucking shot the teacher.
He pointed the gun at me and asked, "What's 2+2?" I answer him and he writes the answer down on his test. He did this with every kid. He got a 100%, expelled, and a lifetime in prison. Hey, at least he gets free food.
A bird was on a branch at school today. I turn away to talk to my friends, and another bird was there when I turned around. I turn around again, and the birds are having fucking sex!!!
What the fuck.
Now I've seen everything.
Yo Father, don't use the baptism bath. I cleaned my anal plug in there.
What?
The holy water gets all the ass off. Don't mind the white stuff. *clears throat*
What state starts with an "a a lama"?
What is it called when a depressed person gets a stroke?
A stroke of luck :)
A guy asked me what I do for a living.
Now I'm not old enough to get a job, so I said nothing. He asked me again, so I said, "Your wife!" The guy goes to slap me, but his wife is standing right there. She instead slapped me and said, "You swore not to tell!"
What does a student always get on an alphabet test?
A!
What do you call children born from incest?
Gross Domestic Product.
What do you call a house with no one living inside?
An orphan house.
What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One's a good year, and one's a great year.
What do you call a not potty trained human?
Amber Heard.
What do you call a bear with no ear?
B.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually came back.
I got caught doing donuts in the parking lot, and I know what y'all are thinking.
Who names their dog Donuts?
When the doctor asks you what your zodiac sign is,
You respond: "cancer."
Doctor says: "Well, what a coincidence!"
