Whats jokes
Is there a really annoying girl at your school and she's so fake? Well, say this:
Me: Hey, I have a nickname for you.
Her: Really? What?
Me: Sweet-in-low.
Her: Why?
Me: Because you're artificial.
A virgin is what I called my daughter before I took that away from her.
What did the teacher say when he raped his naughty student?
"Face the wall!"
What issues don't orphans have?
Daddy issues.
What do you call a man in love with an emo?
I really don't know.
What did the cow say to its udders? "Hi."
What kind of udder likes McDonald's?
Udderly unhealthy.
What do pedophiles call children in wheelchairs?
"Meals on Wheels."
Q: What is found deep inside of us, and the more we express our love for each other the more it spreads throughout the world?
A: Covid.
What do u call a pretty Indian girl?
Bomb bae.
What do cannibals call a person that is running?
Fast food.
What do you call a lion as a baby?
Cocota
What happens to emo kids when they go up?
They never come down.
What does a priest and a clown have in common?
They both make children cry.
What did all the humans say when all the pets left town?
A doggone catastrophe!
Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common?
A: They aren't much to look at, but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.
If you enter the bathroom as an American and leave the bathroom as an American, what are you in the bathroom?
A European.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.
What's the difference between an orphan dying and a bag of groceries being dropped?
While most agree that both are unfortunate, people actually care when they drop their groceries.
What do you call a potato with a pp?
A dictator.